Hedwig’s Seven Continents Workout @ Mayhem!
QIC: Hedwig
Date: 8/30/17
PAX: Huckleberry, Zima, Splash, Balco, Bunyon, Fingers, Drama Queen (WD), Hedwig (WB)
Eight PAX travelled across the globe in 45 minutes with The Seven Continents (to Incontinence) Workout. YHC assured the PAX that each continent would have two things in common: lots of reps and a lot of hate for YHC. The constant mumble chatter proved YHC correct on both counts. The PAX loved the 210 Merkins, the sprints, and the relentless nature of the workout.
The Thang
Mosey to the Center of the Track
Seven Continents
One
30 Merkins
Plank 1:00 minute
Side Plank 1:00 minute
Plank 1:00 minute
Side Plank 1:00 minute
Sprint ~ 120 meters to track and back
Two
30 Merkins
20 V-Ups
30 Squats
20 V-Ups
Sprint ~ 120 meters to track and back
Three
30 Merkins
Back Plank/Bridge 1:00 minute
30 Jump Squats
Back Plank/Bridge 1:00 minute
Sprint ~ 120 meters to track and back
Four
30 Merkins
25 American Hammers
25 Freddie Mercuries (Bicycles)
20 American Hammers
20 Freddie Mercuries (Bicycles)
Sprint ~ 120 meters to track and back
Five
30 Merkins
30 Squats
Cross Country Abs (105 crunches)
Lunge to Track (~ 60 meters), Sprint Back (~ 60 meters)
Six
30 Merkins
15 Deadbugs
25 Mutton Crunches (left)
20 Deadbugs
25 Mutton Crunches (right)
Partner Wheelbarrow to Track (~ 60 meters), Sprint Back (~ 60 meters)
Seven
30 Pushups
20 Burpees
Mosey to Parking Lot
NMM
YHC was honored to lead the beatdown this AM. Hopefully traveling the globe fulfilled everyone’s exercise requirements for the day. Incredibly strong work from everyone this AM during a difficult workout. Thanks for the keys, Splash!
Huckleberry attempted to do Cross Country Abs (105 crunches), but instead he outshined us all by doing full on sit-ups.
YHC lost track of the number of times Drama Queen uttered “hate, hate, hate…”
A certain PAX bordered on incontinence during The Seven Continents (to Incontinence) Workout…
Splash was the MVP today due to his excellent 10 count.
To all future PAX at Mayhem, be careful of the mud lagoon right before you get to the track. YHC nearly went barefoot after having a foot swallowed by the mud.
Announcements
Zima promises a BRR-friendly workout at Mayhem next week
Convergence at the Estate at 6:30 AM next Monday
Prayer Requests
Houston and other Harvey victims
Fingers has family moving in with him while his daughter’s house is having mold removed
The Workman family (recently lost a 21 year old son)
The unknowns in our hearts
3 Comments
Spamalot
Normally, YHC would make some comment like “hate to have missed this,” but holy hell! YHC is happy to have missed this miscarriage of justice.
Well done….well done.
Van Gogh
I’ll thank my sob for being awake between 1 and 3 that enabled my missing this. Glad you are back, Hedwig!
Huckleberry
Great work today by all. It was brutal! Thanks for the lead Hedwig
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