Movie Monster Mashup @ #Purgatory

Movie Monster Mashup @ #Purgatory

QIC: Fingers

Date: 10/28/17

PAX: The Singing Cowboy (Happy 50th Birthday! #RESPECT!), Zima, Starfish, Lace, Ripple (WB), Roosevelt, Elmer Fudd, Boomerang, Drama Queen, Green Acres (WD), D-Day, Offsides, Goofy, Bulldog, Fingers

15 ghostly PAX rose from the tomb of the fartsack to scare up a monster of a beatdown in the misty haunts of #Purgatory.

Mosey to the laboratory

Ghoul-o-rama

• Skeleton Bone Rattle (SSH) x15 IC
• Zombie Stiff-leg Shuffle (Running w/ Scissors) x15 IC
• Castle Door Hinge Creakers (Abe Vigoda) x10 IC
• Werewolf Moon Mosey (Mountain Climbers) x15 IC
• “It’s Alive” Table Dance (Plank Jax) x15 IC
• Grave Robber Ground Grab (Whirly w/ clap) x15 IC

Mosey to Transylvania turnpike

Dracula 1-2-3
Partner up. While one partner does exercise, the other runs around traffic circle in front of Castle Dracula. Flapjack, etc. until all exercises complete (combined reps).

• x100 Transylvania (Russian) twists
• x200 Bat Wing (wide) merkins
• x300 Coffin Pop Ups (squats)

Mosey to haunted rock quarry

Frankenstein 1-1-1
Same parters, pick a skull rock. Same as Dracula 1-2-3. Run around circle in front of Frankenstein’s laboratory and complete exercises.

• x100 Laboratory Generator Switch Curls
• x100 Igor Overhead Press
• x100 Grave Robber Skill Crushers

Mosey to haunted grave yard

Zombie Chase
Same partners, one runs around track while other (zombie) does x20 Brain Muncher Meal Deals (CDD) then runs to catch partner who then does exercise while other partner runs. Repeato until 2 trips around track are completed.

Mosey to gypsy camp ground

Wolfman Suicides
Wolf (Bear) Crawl to middle of camp ground, do x20 Wolfman Moon Howlers (Monkey Humpers, Wolf Crawl to other side of camp ground (edge of spooky woods), do x20 Wolfman Moon Howlers, Wolf Crawl back to center, x20 Wolfman Moon Howlers, Wolf Crawl back to start, x20 Wolfman Moon Howlers. (total of 80 Howlers)

Mosey to haunted Egytian ruins

The Mummy’s Tomb
This is the ghoulish version of the so-called “Tunnel of Love” which is required for all convergences.

Mosey back to start

A Nightmare on Ab Street

• Freddie Kreuger (Mercury) x20 IC
• Creature Kicks (Low Flutter) x20 IC
• Lugosi Leg Swings (Low Dolly) x20 IC
• Gypsy Curse Fire Dance (Rosalita) x20 IC
• Drag My Heels to Hell (Heels to Heaven) x20 IC
• Michael Myers Back Stabbers (Box Cutters) x20 IC
• Lon Chaney Belly Bluff (LBC) x20 IC

The Singing Cowboy took us out in style with strong words of thanks and supplication for strength to to be the men “our wives hope we are, our kids think we are, and our dogs are sure we are.”

Announcements & NMM

• @Zima has #Flatline on Tue 10/31; Costumers are highly
  encouraged
• F3 Austin launched today; St Louis starting as well; send names to austin@f3nation.com and stlouis@f3nation.com; if you want to get involved in other efforts this spring, see @Starfish (DC, Phoenix, etc.)
• Next Sat, learn to homebrew with @DDay; demo at the Homebrewers Clubhouse (@HoptoberFest’s shop on Reynolda in Food Lion plaza); will be making coffee stout
• YHC should have specified that the zombies in the Zombie chase should have been more of the “Night of the Living Dead” variety (slow) as opposed those from “World War Z” (fast). YHC could barely catch @Offsides.
• Scary strong work by the PAX this morning; thanks for the keys, @TR!

If you want to view the original Monster Mash, click here.

Aye!