No Warm-O-Rama at Flatline?

QIC: Drano

Date: 02.13.18

PAX: PETA
Hedwig (WB)
Thistle
Sleeper
Cherry Pie
Root Canal
TPS
Hamm
Mutton
Lite Brite (WD)
Drano

When YHC instructed the PAX to circle up for WOR, several shouted back, ‘There’s no WarmORama…this is FLATLINE!” Ohhh…K. YHC made a quick adjustment and sprinted off to the parking deck. Luckily for the PAX, tossing WOR aside allowed for an extra round up and down the stair well, and….the Bataan Death March.

Fast Mosey to parking deck, up stairwell to top level, continue to opposite side of deck:

ATM Jack (4/10)
Bobby Hurley (10 OYO)
Chilly Jack (4/10)
Monkey Humper (4/10)

Down stairwell, AYG to other stairwell, return to top deck

Deconstruct the Burpee:
Squat (4/10)
Leg Thrust (4/10)
Merkin (4/10)
Cobra Humper (4/10)
Squat Jump (4/10)

Down stairwell, AYG to other stairwell, return to top deck

Hand Release Hand Clap Merkin (10 OYO)
Star Jump (10 OYO)
Jiminy Cricket (10 OYO)
Squat (4/10)

Down stairwell, AYG to other stairwell, return to top deck

Worst Worst Merkin Ever (10/AMRAP)
Zebra Kick (10 OYO)
Turk n Burp (10 OYO)
Speed Skater (4/10)

Down stairwell, AYG to other stairwell, return to top deck

Squat (4/10)
SSH (4/75)
Butt Kicker (4/25)
High Knees (4/22)

Down the stairwell for Bataan Death March around the block.

Return to launch point for C2C Mary.

Sprint corner to corner after each Mary exercise:
Box Cutter
Merkin
WW II Sit-up
CP Crunch
Protractor

NMM

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2 Comments

  • Thistle
    February 14, 2018 10:33 am

    Praying your #Flatline Q card is pulled. Great beatdown, now that it is over!

  • Justin Bailey
    February 14, 2018 6:33 pm

    This looks awful and exactly what Flatline is all about. Good to know some of the veterans were there to enforce the rules. Sorry/not sorry I missed this one. Nice work

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