A Tale of Two Mornings
QIC: Goofy
Date: 07/03/2019
PAX: Resitor, TheSingingCowboy, Sassy, Pancho, Tigger (WB), Lace, Manscape (WD), SgtSchultz, Goofy
8 resourceful pax posted this morning to B&W and made it up as they went along. 1 showed up very late. Below is the tale of each morning (or at least as I understand it to be)
| Time | Resourceful PAX | Assigned Q |
| 0500 | Are awake and quietly preparing for workout so as not to wake up their M
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Sleeping peacefully |
| 0510 | @Resistor rides by house and notes the light on in my bathroom | Q sleeping peacefully. M wakes up and goes to bathroom and thinks to self, “I thought my normally reliable husband was working out this morning. Oh well, best let him sleep” M goes back to sleep again.
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| 0530 | Various Pax: “Hey, where is Goofy? “He was tweeting last night.” “Oh and he texted me to be here.” “I thought I saw a light on in his house when driving by.”
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Sleeping peacefully |
| 0535 | “I guess we should get started without him” The gates were still locked so they chose to work out by the upper lot/tennis courts
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Sleeping peacefully |
| 0542 | The workout went something like this (or so I am told)
After a warm up, did the following:
Tennis courts partner work: each partner does one weight and one other exercise twice on either end of the tennis courts with 10 Copperhead Squats in the middle each time.
Curls/Plank Jumps Skull Crushers/Star Jumps
Bent Over Rows/American Hammer OH Press/LBCs
Figure 8’s/Monkey Humpers Front Raise/Heels to Heaven
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Q wakes up, thinks to self “Wow, I slept good last night… Wait, my alarm didn’t go off, what time is it?” Turns on light and fumbles for phone. Says loudly “Oh Crap!!!” (or other choice words) M is startled and wakes up. “What is wrong?!? Q “I overslept!!” M with “that stare” says “I am so very sorry dear…now please turn the light off and shut up so I can go back to sleep”
Q sits up in bed. For a second deliriously thinks “Hey, I can still make it. I will just be a little late” – then consciousness and reality hits – it’s not happening. Sends regretful tweet. Then decides to post anyway.
Gets ready quickly and drives to beat down.
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| 0602 | After asking if everything was okay. Some say nice things to assigned Q and some more appropriately give Q deserved crap | Arrives at B&W, turns on promised tunes, prepares for the deserved crap, and tries to seamlessly join in for what little workout is left.
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| 0610 | Mary: Round Robin with some mutton crunches, alternating shoulder taps, crunchy frog
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| 0615 | FIN
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COT: YHC took us out thankful for grace and forgiveness, and offered up the prayers below
Announcements/Prayer Concerns
- F3/FiA Convergence tomorrow at Jamison Park next to Meadowlark Elementary
- Prayers for safe travels this week
- Prayers for @SgtSchultz who leaves for Puerto Rico this weekend for a mission trip.
- YHC now has the Q at B&W on July 24, and will set my alarm
NMM
- The Pax will have to add some color below in comments as YHC was really not there. My story is above.
- No excuses – just a full out forgot to set my alarm.
- Tclaps to the ever resourceful Pax who likely didn’t skip a beat and kept things on track and moving ahead this morning.
- I must admit, YHC was glad that @Cobra didn’t post to witness this miss.
- YHC is very grateful for the men of @F3WinstonSalem and the honor to be with you. Tclaps.
10 Comments
Van Gogh
This happened to YHC Qing last week at Flatline… that panic sets in and then the back and forth indecision for posting late or not is hard to overcome! Way to show up, better late than never!
Burlap
Cobra may not have posted, but he knows about this. And he will take corrective action. It will be sudden and silent. Be afraid, Goofy. Be very afraid.
Goofy
This reminds me of an old joke. If you can see Cobra, Cobra can see you. If you cant see Cobra, you may be moments away from death.
Burlap
*like*
Resistor
I need to stop looking into Goofy’s bathroom…
Goofy
Thankful for good curtains.
Kevin Altman
I thought Goofy’s BB took the cake until I read Resistor’s comment…
Brian Dexter
Only those who post can bust balls on the Q. But I can’t help but laugh at “If you can see Cobra, Cobra can see you. If you can’t see Cobra, you may be moments away from death.” What kind of a-hole builds that sort of rep 😁.
Sorry to miss this classic. Dealing with another injury. But thanks to Toe Tag’s recommendation of a book that appears will be helpful on preventing injury vs reacting to injury.
Miss you guys. Happy and safe 4th to y’all.
Aye
Goofy
Nothing but respect. Of course it’s an old Chuck a Norris joke, of which I store far too many in what little storage space I have in my brain.
Toe Tag
Hope that the book helps
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