DashPax 6 Year ANNY (Un)Official Pre-Blast

DashPax 6 Year ANNY (Un)Official Pre-Blast

What: DashPax 6 year Anniversary 3-headed Beatdown

PAX: You!

Deets: A semi-anonymous group of pax have organized a shadow government with one purpose and one purpose only: to destroy the Spamtan and redistribute the wealth of F3 Nation equally to all pax To set up an anniversary beatdown worthy of the outstanding standards the HIM of this region hold themselves to weekly.  There will be multiple pieces of the workout set up in a way where you can join in at any point and complete as much or as little as you want, and have a chance to get a thorough workout if you only choose to do one of the options. But, for the Van Goghs among us, a challenge is issued to complete all three parts prior to a 2^nd F celebration at DoughJoes. If you are of the ‘breakfast over beatdowns’ mindset, you can skip the next few paragraphs and read the information under the BONUS heading. If you are here for the workout details, I will bore you no longer with my flowery prose – here’s what you’ve got coming on Saturday morning!

PART 1 – RUCK

This will be the most CSAUP of the three. Gather in Reynolda Village at 0540, launch 0545 from #TheEstate parking lot for a “leisurely stroll” to Hanes Park for #ImpossibleSituation. There will be 4 pain stations along the way, the finer details of which are still being worked out, but they will include appx. 1,000 lbs worth of coupons that we will be carrying with us after each station. Thus, it would be wise for any pax in attendance to bring an empty ruck/backpack to assist in the Travelling Weight Project (trademark pending).

PART 2 – IMPOSSIBLE SITUATION

Your regularly scheduled (launch 0700) mothership workout will go on, led by the honorable and incomparable bringer of pain, Drip. A direct quote from the man himself – “It’ll be more on the fun side.” Don’t shoot the messenger when a link to the backblast is all you get when you go to look up “brutal” in the dictionary in a couple weeks.

PART 3 – RUN

Following IS, a group of brave souls will be running back to Reynolda Village from Hanes Park. I have heard rumors of some pain stations along the way, but FOX news is reporting rumors of no pain stations and I honestly don’t know who to believe any more.  I do know that seeing as this is all extra credit, you could most certainly run back and skip any provided pain stations and get your doughnuts faster that the pax who do pain stations. If there are pain stations.

BONUS – 2^nd F AT DOUGHJOES

DoughJoes makes great doughnuts and has tasty coffee.  Winston Salem offers some of the finest gentlemen to work out in any given gloom.  Following Impossible Situation, you have an opportunity to witness (and even participate in!) the natural combination of the two, which somehow leads to a remarkable enhancement of both beyond their innate awesomeness.  DoughJoes is tucked in Reynolda Village across from May Way Dumplings and underneath Silo Bistro, park anywhere in Reynolda Village as long as it is between two white lines. Please bring family, 2.0s, pups, and estranged friends from college to this, all are welcome!

Keep an eye on Twitter for any updates that may come in the next 36 hours. I look forward to seeing all of you in the gloom on Saturday at some point!

Burns