Climbing Mount Kilimanjaro
QIC: H.O.G
Date: 5/15/2020
PAX: Harden, Sour Mash, Drano, Drama Queen, The Singing Cowboy, Schneider, Huckleberry, Zima, Greenspan, H.O.G
10 Pax ascended onto the base of the biggest Mountain ever in Lewisville. After Qing BBBC a couple times and getting reprimanded for having in just outside the lines of WeFoCo. YHC brought the launch point back into boundaries that were acceptable for the Site Q. The problem today was that the flatest part of the route was the first .25 mile of of the route on Lewisville Clemmons Rd. Only 2 needed airlifting off the mountain (Harden, Sour Mash) after their 20 minute in and out route turned into a Gilligan’s Island adventure of one hill after another. Luckily, Schneider bailed his brother out just in time before he was going to eat Harden’s leg off (his words, not mine). 2 Pax went out and back, 4 Pax did 3.5 mile route. The 6 mile group of 4 Pax left at 520 and here is MC from them this morning.
Beginning:
The Pax: this is pretty flat
Turn down Dawnlea:
Huck: This is about to get bad, Intimidator 2.0 is around here
Greenspan: Oh Boy
Zima: I hate You H.O.G
After first Turn around:
Zima: You are making this up
Greenspan: Stop with the hills
Huck: That Hill, really
After Turning Down Fairhaven:
Zima: I know where we are
Huck/Greenspan: I hate hills
Turning around at Shallowford
Zima: You are making this up
Greenspan not another down hill that means a massive hill is coming
Huck: can we stop
Going up the roads at Saddlebrook Dr.
Huck: Can I go home, My house is right there, I have coffee
Zima: where are we?
Greenspan: we just went four hills in a row
Coming Back at every Speed Hump sign
Zima: Saturday Night Fever
Huck: let’s do a WIB Back here and do monkey humpers on the speed humps
Greenspan: Are there any flat areas in this subdivision
After Getting Back
Zima: Where were we the whole time, we went in a complete circle, we went past 3 pools? you made that up
Huck: That was dumb and unnecessary, My legs hurt
Greenspan: That was rough
YHC: That was fun, let’s do it again!!!!
Zima: Stop being Mr. Positive!!!! Bleep that route, Bleep You making that route!!!
Here are the routes:
2.5- mapmyrun.com/routes/view/30
3.5- mapmyrun.com/routes/view/30
4.5- mapmyrun.com/routes/view/30
6- mapmyrun.com/routes/view/30
