It’s All in the Cards
QIC: H.O.G
Date: 06/02/2020
PAX: Bam, Honey Badger, Greenspan, H.O.G
YHC filled the hole in the Q calendar for Flatline this morning. Not knowing what to do and trying to do something different the Q was out ideas. Then behold in the Harris Teeter Grocery Store in the random aisle of sports drinks there was a two pack of cards with dice in it hanging in the Qs face. Must be a sign to do something with the pack of cards. The pax quickly realized that this Q is not very good at cards or is a really good at bluffing and will take the pax money one day in a game of cards (uno, skip-bo, and Dutch blitz are YHC faves).
The Thang
mosey to end of parking lot 15 SSH ic
mosey to parking lot across from Sawtooth 10 Michael Phelps ic
mosey to Winston Square Park and break out the fresh deck of cards. Semi-quasi shuffle them and boom the pax is ready for this new beatdown
the game:
draw a card do the exercise associated with that card for the number on it (jack, queen, king, ace are 11-12-13-14). The caveat. Pax also take that number on the card for how many rounds they do exercise. So 2 of hearts would be run to top do 2 dips run to the bottom and do 2 dips.
hearts=dips
diamonds= squat jumps
spades = cobra humpers
clubs= derkins
Exercises done
6 humpers, 5 humpers, 12 derkins, 5 dips, 3 dips, 12 squat jumps, 12 humpers, 7 derkins, 13 squat jumps
totals 205 humpers, 193 derkins, 34 dips, 313 squat jumps
last 15 minutes the pax called out exercises at top and bottom of stairs and the Q just picked a card for reps
exercises called were- dive bombers, SSH, overhead clap, burpee, Lt Dan, American hammers, cobra crunch
mosey back to start and finish
COT
pray for country
pray for honey badgers neighbor her house she bout 6 weeks ago burned to the ground last night
moleskin
pax complained about the mini warm up then quickly wished the warm up was longer
honey badger kept the q straight on what round they were on
Greenspan couldn’t believe his ears when the q explained workout
Bam wants to play YHC in cards
the q gained some credibility with the Omaha with 15 minutes to go with pax pick exercises and only doing 2 rounds