Unintended Consequences
QIC: Root Canal
Date: 26 September 2020
PAX: Spicoli, Ziggy Stardust, Cheesesteak, Buyout, Red Baron, Cherry Pie, Root Canal, Lamb Chop
Unintended Consequences
Impossible Situation at Hanes Park
PAX: Spicoli, Ziggy Stardust, Cheesesteak, Buyout, Red Baron, Cherry Pie, Root Canal (Q) (WD), Lamb Chop (WB)
I woke up yesterday morning free as a bird, without a care. By 6:15, I was the Q for Impossible Situation…. Hmmm, what to do, what to do? The morning brought an unusually warm morning and in short order, seven like minded PAX entered the fray. Here is how it went down. My version of the core principles, be excellent to one another and see the world through the eyes of another. And there is ALWAYS room for one more PAX.
Warm-o-rama
SSS, Abe Vigodas, ISTs, Whirleys, various stretchy thingies, and then we were off to the races with a mosey to the tennis court wall for …
The Thang
At the wall, 10 Mike Tysons, 20,penguin crunches cheesesteak-style (DC), 30 seconds of balls to the wall, 40 monkey humpers. Bear crawl across the court and crawl bear back to the wall between each exercise. We then moseyed to the accessory road along the track to Northwest Blvd for…
10 Bonnie Blairs (DC), 20 squat jumps, 30 R leg lunges, 40 L leg lunges, then, why not, 10 more R leg lunges. we then moseyed to the corner park at the corner of NW Blvd and Reynolda Rd. for 10 diamond merkins, 20 wide merkins, 30 merkins, 40 shoulder taps (DC) OYO with no breaks in between. We then moseyed off to the base of the Intimidator for …
Mutton-style Quadrophenia. Mosey backwards up the hill and at 4 intersections for four exercises, burpees, merkins, American Hammers, and squats. 3 at the first, 6 at the second, 12 at the third, 24 at the top of the Intimidator. We then moseyed back to the base of the Intimidator and grabbed wall for…
10 dips, 10 up Mike Tysons, 10 up Peter Parkers, 10 up merkins, 10 dips, 10 Mike Tysons, 10 Peter Parkers, 10 Merkins, 10 dips, 10 down Mike Tysons, 10 down Peter Parkers, 10 down Mike Tysons. No breaks in between. Near the end, I was unable to call and DO said exercises. Cheesesteak was “kind enough” to call out the count on the last down Mike Tysons, nice enough to call it out nice and slowwwwww. Then we moseyed to the track and as we circled once around we did the following….
12 reps with one break after the sixth exercise, otherwise no breaks, American Hammers, Rocking Chair lunges, Nolan Ryan, Wide Merkins, Squats, Mahktar Ndiayes, Plank Jacks, Diamond Merkins, O’s, Skaters, Burpees, Heels to Heaven.
We mercifully moseyed to home for the COT.
Announcements: Convergence at Crisis Control this coming Saturday. 7 am for the tour, 8 am for the beatdown. Spicoli is helping with The Work on Monday at &:30 pm.
Thinking and praying for Goofy and family. Went out on a prayer for compassion, and the understanding that God’s favor is never fair, never earned. Extravagant.
Mumblechatter: These guys made uncomfortable, regrettable decisions like Q’ing so much better. Red Baron and Cherry Pie were alpha dogs as usual. Buy Out is the ultimate alpha dog, but is only as strong as the team, elevating everyone to his level.Equally impressive is a “tweaked” Cheesesteak, Spicoli, and Ziggy that will not go away, will not give up, that will always give you what he has. I want to be that when I grow up. Lamb Chop is my nemesis, my Huckleberry (sorry Huckleberry), the student becomes the master.
I cannot explain how much the relationships with all of you means to me. Drip, I return the keys to you
