Just Visualize Something Else

Just Visualize Something Else

QIC: Zima

Date: 11/16/20

PAX: The H.O.G. (WB), Van Gogh, Drip (WD), Zima (Q)

WARMARAMA.  SSH, Whirly with the Clap, Michael Phelps, IST

Hobbled Q versus 3 Beasts of the Bootcamp.  Yeah, this is going to go well.  I’m definitely going to have to cheat to keep up.

BEATDOWN.

Station 1: Burpees | Squats | WWIIS

Station 2: Hand Release Mike Tysons | Reverse Lunges | Corkscrews

Station 3: WMDs | Jump Squats | Box Cutters

All three stations were positioned along a small loop (only about 650 feet).

The number of reps per station always equaled 50.

Each lap, the PAX incremented the first exercise by 2 reps and decremented the last exercise by 2 reps.  The middle one always stayed at 10 reps.  The first lap was 2-10-38.  The second was 4-10-36 …

The group ended somewhere on round #5.

FINISHED.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

#TheOuthouse and #TheEstate are converging into the #IronThrone (we’re going to have some fun with this one) on January 4 at Sherwood Elementary led by the Mad King @Tigger.

There will be Sexual Chocolate beatdown led by @Van Gogh on November 28 at #ImpossibleSituation with coffeeteria afterwards at Footnote.

NAKED MAN MOLESKIN:

Thank you to the men who joined me this morning.  I would have looked even more ridiculous hobbling around a dimly lit parking lot by myself.

Despite the Q “releasing the hounds” and informing the group to not wait for the gimpy guy, the PAX pretty much stayed together.  It could have something to do with the Q skipping all of the leg exercises though.

I’m torn.  There was a great deal of sophomoric mumblechatter that you’re only going to get from a bunch of immature guys (plus @Drip) at 5:30 in the morning.  I’d love to place it here and allow everyone to enjoy it, but I can’t bring myself to put it in print.  I’m not @SourMash, dammit.

H.O.G., since you were there, I just handed the keys back to you.

Zima Out.