Billboard #1s at Bells and Whistles

Billboard #1s at Bells and Whistles

QIC: Manscape

Date: 07-07-2021

PAX: Toe Tag, Cobra, Air Bag, The Singing Cowboy, Lemming, Closer, Sweet Tea, Atrophy (WB), Data, Lace, BAM, Winkelvoss, Happy Man (former FNG Penn Clark), Manscape (WD)

14 PAX were tested on their musical knowledge in an attempt to completely avoid Burpees and longer runs this morning at the latest edition of Bells & Whistles. Well, they were partially successful. Here’s how it went down:

Warm-O-Rama
SSHs, IC
ISTs, IC
Whirlys, IC
Arm Swirly Things, IC

PAX were divided into 3 teams for pain stations consisting of the following:

Station 1
Kettlebell Swings – 15X
Curls Left – 10X
Curls Right – 10X
Overhead Press – 15X
Figure Eights – 15X
Skull Crushers – 15 X

Station 2
WWII Sit-Ups – 15X
Plank Jacks – 15X
Freddy Mercs – 15X
Merkins – 15X
American Hammer – 15X
Michael Phelps – 20X

Station 3
Alt Shoulder Taps – 15X
LBCs – 15X
Hand Release Merkins – 15X
Squats – 15 X
Nolan Ryans – 10X each side
Jack Reachers – 20 X

YHC’s playlist consisted of Billboard #1 tunes that were #1 on July 7th of their respective year. Teams worked through the reps at their station until the end of the tune. After the tune ended, each team offered a guess as to which year the tune was #1 on July 7th. If one of the teams came up with the correct answer, then the PAX did a short run around the parking lot and rotated to the next station for the next tune. If all three teams were incorrect, then the PAX did Burpees followed by a longer run. For each miss, the number of Burpees was increased by one.

Out of 6 tunes, the PAX finished the workout with a record of 2-4.

The PAX CORRECTLY identified the year for the following tunes:

Bette Davis Eyes – Kim Carnes – 1981 – Short Run
Baby Don’t Forget My Number – Milli Vanilli – 1989 – Short Run

The PAX INCORRECTLY identified the year for the following tunes:

Baby Got Back – Sir Mix A Lot – 1992 – 3 Burpees and long run
Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman – Bryan Adams – 1995 – 4 Burpees and long run
It’s Too Late – Carole King – 1971 – 5 Burpees and long run
One Dance – Drake – 2016 – 6 Burpees and long run

COT
Continued prayers for Schneider and Sour Mash
Closer with the Q for OGs/Tractors this Friday

NMM

– Welcome Happy Man! (former FNG Penn Clark)) Happily married 24 years and devoted to his wife, became acquainted with Landshark in a Bible Study and was invited today by Toe Tag.
– Welcome back The Singing Cowboy! You have been missed !
– YHC should probably subscribe to Spotify premium to avoid all of the annoying commercials, apologies to the PAX, could probably have gotten in 1 or 2 more tunes (and more Burpees) without that.
– The Site Q was convinced that Baby Got Back was played at YHC’s wedding and thus the reason for being included in the playlist. YHC was unsuccessful in his attempt to convince otherwise.
– Thanks to the PAX for their support and many thanks to Atrophy for the keys!