Matthew 18: 10-14

Matthew 18: 10-14

QIC: Huckleberry

Date: 2.17.22

PAX: Seaman, Van Gogh, Zima, Palin, Workbench, Greenspan, Mutton, Schneider, Root Canal, Chomper, Crash

It was recently “brought to my attention” that a dash pax has gone astray and has joined dark side of planet fitness.  He is enjoying the stable indoor temps, plethora of weights, padded floors, tvs, juice bar, and free pizza.  When yhc saw that he had the Q for WIB, I had a desire to find our lost sheep.  As with the parable in Matthew 18: 10-14, the pax/shepherds set off to find him. So WIB was outside Planet Fitness in Clemmons.

0526 – 11 pax, stretching, looking for his car, curious if our sheep would show up – either to WIB or the comfortable, judgement free zone of Planet Fitness

0528 – a lady walks by and sarcastically says “thanks for inviting me”  – I guess the judgement free zone is only inside the gym

0529 – the  quiet stretching ends as Palin strolls up wearing this spartan headband and ultra penny

0530 – warm o rama without our lost sheep – SSH, Ave V, Whirly with clap, monkey humpers

the workout – in honor of the parable –

Run around the planet fitness building, stopping at 3 stations (abs, arms, legs)

station 1 – 18 of each exercise – low flutter, low dolly, gas pumps

station 2 – 10 of each exercise – divebombers, crucible merkins, ranger merkins

station 3 – 14 of each exercise – squats, apollo ono, rocking chair lunges

get in as many laps as possible, looking for our lost pax.

0615 – time…….

announcements – the pax are missing Turnover, blood drive, pax come to VI and support (every Monday there is an EC run from VI)

Prayers – non spoken

YHC took us out.

NMM – too much to document but here are some clips….

palin rocked the spartan ultra penny and yelled ultra on your left all morning

the pax declared the back of planet fitness as a “judgement welcome” zone – and there was alot of it being passed around

we had F3 magnets and stickers to put all over our lost sheep’s car

yhc was informed that there are more than one planet fitness in WS……whoops…..well, more WIBs for me to Q!

it was a pleasure to lead this group and in reality…….it is not a bad AO.  plenty of benches, stairs, and obstacles to use.  just beware of the pent up judgement from the gym members as they exit

thanks for the keys Root, but this shepherd has not given up on our lost pax……I’m going to need the keys again. Huckleberry