Thank you, Pansies!
QIC: Undertow (Senior Vice President of Pansies)
Date: 10/14/2023
PAX: Parquet, Burlap, Linus (failed Pansy test today), Splash (CEO of Pansies), D-Day (COO of Pansies), Starfish (Pansy Intern)
Seven intrepids at Purgatory braving the torrential dewdrops. T-claps to those who ignored or skipped the forecast.
WARM: SSH, Hillbillies, Whirlies (still has the clap), OWDs (other warmup drills).
BUSSTOP: Murcan Hammer, Low Dollies, Low Flutters, Box Cutters.
MUTINY: A la The Bounty, Q called a run to the Baptist Church and the Pansy Patrol politely declined. So we moseyed to Front of the School instead (brave brave souls, each and every one). We then did a balance of Irkins and Squats. Later did a Merkin Station, with Normal, Diamond, and Wide Ones. Returned to BUSSTOP and did some more things.
MINIMURPH: Finally ventured away from the safety of Speas, to the Pull Up Station, for 5 each Pullups, Merkins, Squats, times 5.
TENNIS COURT: Pair up and pick a corner. Parquet and D-Day appeared totally flummoxed by this command, but were gently led to their positions. Ten Burpees, run to opposite corner (diagram provided to Parquet and D-Day), for Squats, return to start for 10 more Burpees. Same pattern for Bonnie Blairs, and for Bobby Hurleys. Did not manage to fit in any other 20th century sport figures. Sorry Parquet.
LONG WAY to Rockpile: Curls, Offset Merkins, Bent Rows, Presses, Skull Crushers. Serious lack of Medium Rocks noted, esp by YHC.
WALL: A long chair sit, rebound drills, Mike Tysons, and finally a 30 second Kahunas to the Cafeteria Wall. Linus looking strong.
MARY: More Hammers, Carolina Drydock, Muttons, Freddy, and OMDs (other Mary drills).
COT: Need Pax to move lots of chairs at GreeNest next Saturday 0900, Spicoli to Q! Blood Drive, and school Blood Drive at Mt Tabor! Need O types of blood. Need Qs for Purgatory. Prayers for families of Argyle, Huckleberry, Greenspan, and Splash’s 41 year old patient facing difficult battle with leukemia. Palestinians and Israelis in our prayers too. YHC happy for turnout on a drizzly day, and reminded PAX of importance of friendships.
