Shut Up Schlitz

QIC: Zima

Date: 4/12/24

PAX: Root Canal, Frank and Beans, Schlitz, Post Hole, Van Gogh, Spicoli, Rubber Ducky, Chick Flick, Zima

TIME WASTERS.

Nobody cares.

BEATDOWN.

Start with 15 reps and decrease by 1 rep each round.

Pick up the six at the end of each round and start the new round all together.

Station 1 – Water Feature: Diamond Spider Merkins

Station 2 – Patterson + 4th: Reverse Lunges

Station 3 – Vine + 4th: Dying Cockroaches

Station 4 – Mini wall: Dips

Station 5 – Stage: Burpees

Complain. Whine. Bitch. Threaten the Q. Rinse. Repeat.

Some form of Mary.

DONE.

NAKED MAN MOLESKIN.

The team made it through 6 full rounds.
The PAX were very pleased to hear that we were not adding one rep per round like a certain recent WIB that YHC Q’ed.
The PAX were very displeased to hear that the starting number of reps per round was 15.
Many nice words were said to the Q.
Judging by the Spider Merkin form, the PAX are deathly afraid of big spiders.
Judging by the Diamond Merkin form, the PAX love giant diamonds. Lucky Ms.
New math still perplexes YHC. Clearly not everyone counts the same way.
Schlitz waits for no man!
In related news, Schlitz is a piece of diseased donkey genitalia (and his mustache is creepy).
Just for fun, the PAX were expressly forbidden to do any WWIIs.
Based on his wardrobe choice of sweatpants, a sweatshirt, and a hat, Frank and Beans thought it was going to snow (note: the coldest part of the morning was 55 degrees).
Meanwhile, Van Gogh found the Zima collection on the Mudgear website and donned a shirt that showed off his biceps. YHC is now thoroughly humbled and will only be wearing a long sleeve puffy jacket in shame.
YHC offered the opportunity to quit to the PAX multiple times. Not a single HIM took him up on it. BOOM!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

PRAYERS:

Zima Out.