Why 11 Matters
QIC: Dr. Toot
Date: 11 May 2024
PAX: SubFloor, Rubber Ducky, Wilbur FNG, Cruiser, Crash, U Turn, Zima, Frostbite(WB), Ziggy Stardust. Dr. Toot (WD,Q)
All was revealed this fine Saturday to the intrepid PAX. 11 is my M’s birthday and I REALLY like her. A LOT.
So after the time wasting of warm ups we slow moseyed to the coupons and grabbed one for..
THE THANG: We met in 1981, so 81 squats, we met on August 16 and went to Spanky’s on Franklin Street and had a quiche, which was exotic and new to me, so 16 failure to launches(terrible), our anniversary is on June 29, so 29 Mike Tysons, she is 67″tall, so 67 WW IIs, and he weighs 105 lbs., so 105 Alabama prom dates.
1,2,3 Dora with partners for 100 merkins, 200 curls, and 300 monkey humpers(she loves monkeys). Mode of transportation was murder bunnies and resurrection bunnies.
Went to the parking lot to do 2 burpees at 15 parking spots, followed by a return trip through the same 15 lines, and then added a single burpee to achieve 61 burpees to match her age.
Did three minutes of Mary and called it a day.
COT: Praises to have Ziggy home as he was grieving and caring for his mother; one of the smartest, most thoughtful, and humble PAX you will know, except balls to the wall where he will let you know he is in charge.
MNM: The PAX enjoyed getting to know a few factoids about the reason that there is anything worthy of attention, my girlfriend of 43 years. She is my light and my compass and she gets prettier every day., thus 11 is a small daily reminder to appreciate her.Cruiser and Crash got an excuse slip for Mary as the TRIPLED down and did the ROCC 5K, thanks Van Gogh for the contribution on their behalf. FNG “Goat” got the moniker Wilbur since he raises heritage hogs. He is a great husband and dad, and in his free time trains people in the MMA arena. First time was a tiny surprise, but he was an alpha from the get go. Frostbite made a guest appearance far from his normal range, but made himself at home in the front. Ziggy had no regrets being here while Zima was all about the chill M playlist tunes, think Ambrosia, etc. from the early 80s. U Turn had much to say about the itchy grass, but was otherwise undeterred.
