Doctor, Doctor Give Me The News
QIC: Starfish
Date: 10/19/2024
PAX: Huckleberry, Subfloor, Van Gogh, Dr. Toot (WD), Draftee (WB?), Adobe, Ziggy Stardust, Drama Queen, Starfish (QIC)
YHC has been diagnosed with Tricompartmental Osteoarthritis in his left knee due to an old football (and tennis) injury where he tore his ACL at age 15 and then his PCL at age 17. Now much older, the knee joint is “trashed” which is the official diagnosis from Dr. David Pollack. Whereas he will eventually recommend a Total Knee Replacement, we are going to put that off for a while, so his current Rx is to “stop running”. So, YHC has an official doctor’s excuse from running. To celebrate, we reloaded up a playlist of Doctor tunes, grabbed a sandbag and a couple of jump ropes and got after it this morning at Alcatraz. (Note that this workout had already been workshopped at Purgatory back in June, figured we could try it out on the WeFoCo inmates at River Oaks this morning)
Warm-O-Rama
- SSH x20 IC
- Imperial Walkers x15 IC
- Copperhead Squats x10 IC
- Copperhead Merkins x10 IC, hold it
- Peter Parkers x10 IC, hold it
- Parker Peters x10 IC
- Abe Vigoda x10 IC
- Whirly Has The Clap x10 IC
- Arm Swirly Things, Forward x10 IC, hold it
- Arm Swirly Things, Reverse 10 IC, hold it
- Overhead Claps x10 IC, hold it
- Seal Claps x10 IC, hold it
- Moroccan Night Clubs x10 IC
Lineup at the end of the parking lot
The Thang, Part One: OSTEOARTHRITIS from an ACL Tear and before a TKR
First two pax in line each take one end of the sandbag and walk to the main entrance of the church and back as our timer. Third pax and last pax jump rope for the entire round while the other pax perform the called exercise AMRAP in the following order:
- Overhead Claps
- Squats
- Turkish Getups
- Elbow Plank Jacks
- Oblique Crunches
- Alternating Side Squats
- Ranger Merkins
- Tiny Baby Crunches
- Hand Release Merkins
- Russian Twists
- Imperial Walkers
- Taps (Alternating Shoulder)
- Inchworms
- Side Straddle Hops
- American Hammers
- Crunches
- Lunges
- Tip Toe Raises
- Knerkins
- Ryans (Nolan)
When the sandbag buddies return, pax rotate positions and move to the next exercise in the order.
The Thang, Part Two: Mike Jack Tyson Webbs
- 1 Mike Tyson OYO
- 4 Jack Reachers OYO
- 2 Mike Tysons OYO
- 8 Jack Reachers OYO
- 3 Mike Tysons OYO
- 12 Jack Reachers OYO
- 4 Mike Tysons OYO
- 16 Jack Reachers OYO
- 5 Mike Tysons OYO
- 20 Jack Reachers OYO
- 6 Mike Tysons OYO
- 24 Jack Reachers OYO
- 7 Mike Tysons OYO
- 28 Jack Reachers OYO
- 8 Mike Tysons OYO
- 32 Jack Reachers OYO
- 9 Mike Tysons OYO
- 36 Jack Reachers OYO
- 10 Mike Tysons OYO
- 40 Jack Reachers OYO
COT/BOM: YHC took us out.
FIN.
NMM
Apparently preblasting that we would not be running attracted at least one pax to Alcatraz, @VanGogh. Although he likely would have been there even if we were running.
@ZiggyStardust apparently had to chug his White Claw before joining the warm-o-rama. @Dr.Toot was kind enough to pick up after @Ziggy left his crushed can in the parking lot.
It was good partnering with @Draftee and the aforementioned @Dr.Toot on the sandbag this morning.
@DramaQueen figured out the playlist theme much faster that @Toot did.
Here’s the playlist:
- Dr. Who (Delia Derbyshire)
- Doctor’s Orders (Carol Douglas)
- Doctor My Eyes (Jackson Browne)
- Doctor Robert (The Beatles)
- Doctor Doctor (UFO)
- Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong (Spin Doctors)
- Two Princes (Spin Doctors)
- Bad Case Of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor) (Robert Palmer)
- Doctor! Doctor! (Thompson Twins)
- Calling Dr. Love (KISS)
- Doctor (Work It Out) (Pharrell Williams feat. Miley Cyrus)
- Doctor (Teen Mortgage)
- Doctor (Sasy)
- Doctor Wu (Steely Dan)
- Dr. Feelgood (Motely Crue)
- Doctor Doctor Doctor Help Me Help Me Help Me (Cage The Elephant)
- Right Place Wrong Time (Dr. John)
- Call The Doctor (J.J. Cale)
@Huckleberry may have been seen running with the sandbag at least once.
@Ziggy may have been the best rope jumper we had, or was it @Subfloor or @Adobe? Speaking of @Adobe, he was particularly appreciative of all of the Jack Reachers….
Thanks for accommodating YHC’s lack of ability to run this morning. It was an honor and privilege to lead.
Your friend,
Starfish
