Tariffs is a painful word

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Tariffs is a painful word

QIC: Subfloor

Date: 3/11/2025

PAX: Dr. Toot (WD), Tonka (WB), Tammy, Wahoo, Blind Date, Nelly, Adobe, Starfish, Drama Queen, Subfloor (QIC)

What is the most beautiful word in the dictionary? According to POTUS it is Tariffs. It’s been in the news the last few months, so I thought what better theme to deliberate at Parliament. I’m sure we would all vote for 25 percent more beatdown.

Warm-O-Rama

Mission Statement / 5 Core Principles

  • SSHs
  • Abe Vigoda
  • Whirly with a clap
  • Arm Swirly Things
  • Things Swirly Arm
  • Seal Claps

The Thang

Mosey, I mean walk to the hill behind the school. Make camp at the bottom. It was dark, very dark but YHC brought a big flashlight to illumine the weinke.

The plan, one PAX bear crawls up the hill and does 4 burpees (since we were even, otherwise would have been 3) then walks back down. The rest of the PAX does the first exercise below. Then switch to the next lucky PAX and exercise, until we spell Tariffs.

  • Travolta Merkins
  • Alabama Prom Date
  • Rosalita
  • Irkins
  • Flutter Kicks
  • Freddie Mercs
  • Superman Merkins

Once done, make way to the football field and partner up. Do a Dora, but 25 percent more. PAX choice on transport the width of the field.

  • 125 Merkins
  • 250 LBCs
  • 375 Squats

When we finished, YHC quickly noticed that we were almost to time so decided to quickly cancel the second round of Tariffs. There was much rejoicing in Canada.

As we walked back to start, we stopped under the big light. YHC mentioned that he want to one up the Duck and his Thunderstruck. I might have found a good song, Rage Against the Machine’s cover of EPMD’s song I’m Housin. So do SSH or keep feet moving during the song and do a burpee everytime I’m Housin is said, for a total of 26 burpees. It’s a longer song, almost 5 minutes with less burpees, so maybe Rubber Ducky still has me beat.

Mary

None

CoT

  • Spicoli is Q a Greenest this Saturday
  • Tammy VQ at Urban Assault on Friday
  • Blind Date Q at Distillery
  • Subfloor Q a Alcatraz on Saturday
  • Prayer for all those who lost jobs from chaos right now

NMM

  • Dr. Toot quickly figured out the musical theme.
  • Starfish quickly settled the debate on the correct spelling of Irkins, it’s with an I.
  • I think everyone “loved” the I’m Housin burpees. May need to try another song next time.

Playlist

  • Cop City by Blaster the Rocket Man
  • Money for Nothing by Dire Straits
  • Money by Pink Floyd
  • Taxman by The Beatles
  • Love, Money by Bride
  • Money (In God We Trust) by Extreme
  • Show me the Money by The Juliana Theory
  • The Big Money by Rush
  • Take the Money and Run by Steve Miller
  • I’m Housin’ by Rage Against the Machine

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