The Schultzy Shake

QIC: Van Gogh

Date: 3/21/2020

PAX: All Pax, anytime

 

Still feeling the burn from the Bert earlier in the week, it gave YHC some Iron Pax inspiration for our Impossible Situation Virtual Beatdown: The Schultzy Shake! YHC also thought to name it after our own SGT Schultz, because well…. he’s awesome, loves Bootstrap Squats, and why not!?!!

4 rounds gets you to 2.75 miles and 200 reps of each; the bonus 5th round will take you to a crazy 300 and 4 miles (which is why it’s a bonus).

Warmarama:

  • IST x 20
  • SSH x 20
  • Copper Head Squat x 20
  • Whirlies with the Clap x 10
  • Seal Clap x 20
  • 400M mosey

 

Beatdown:

Round 1)

  • Ranger Merkins x 20
  • Bootstrap Squats x 20
  • American Hammer x 20
  • 400M run

Round 2)

  • Ranger Merkins x 40
  • Bootstrap Squats x 40
  • American Hammer x 40
  • 800M run

Round 3)

  • Ranger Merkins x 60
  • Bootstrap Squats x 60
  • American Hammer x 60
  • 1200M run

Round 4)

  • Ranger Merkins x 80
  • Bootstrap Squats x 80
  • American Hammer x 80
  • 1600M run

BONUS:

  • Ranger Merkins x 100
  • Bootstrap Squats x 100
  • American Hammer x 100
  • 2000M run

 

 

Feel free to comment here, Tweet @AyeYessir, text me, call me, email me, or talk to YHC in person (6ft distance) to complain anytime after doing this! Just remember, Drip asked me to make it painful!

Miss being in the gloom with all you men. YHC is leaning heavy on the 3rd F these days to get through the lack of 2nd F. Praying for you all, and for our country!

Van Gogh

 

4 Comments

  • Greenspan
    March 20, 2020 9:03 pm

    This sucked and YHC doesn’t even have any intention of doing it.

    Well, maybe.

  • Data
    March 22, 2020 2:30 pm

    Hey Van Gogh, what is a bootstrap squat? By the way; that workout looks awful, even without knowing what a bootstrap squat is! If I die doing it, my M is gonna be looking for you.

    • Van Gogh
      March 22, 2020 2:36 pm

      Squat and touch your boot straps (top of your shoes) with your hands. I try to keep my head up when doing it so it’s a fairly deep squat. SGT Schultz is who introduced me to these… YHC did the workout this morning, it was fun! Just take breaks, listen to music and enjoy this weather!

      • Data
        March 22, 2020 3:29 pm

        Aye! Will try this one this week. Did my own Tabata workout this morning, not nearly as fun solo!

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