Don’t I Recognize You From the Elementary School Parking Lot

Don’t I Recognize You From the Elementary School Parking Lot

QIC: Zima

Date: 3/2/2021

PAX: Boomerang (WD), Ziggy Stardust, Goofy, Schneider, Zima (WB, Q)

WARMARAMA.  SSH, Whirlies, Michael Phelps, Burpees (because Goofy was cold)

BEATDOWN.

Each PAX chose a differently sized coupon based on his personal workout desire this morning.

Coupon Thrusters x 50 OYO

Overhead Carry Deep Lunges x 25 yards (leave coupon)

Bear Crawl back to start x 25 yards

Corkscrew x 50 OYO

Bear Crawl to coupon x 25

Waiting: SSH x 10 / Mountain Climbers x 10 Combo

Fireman’s Carry coupon back to start.

Side-to-Side Merkins x 50 OYO

Overhead Carry Deep Lunges x 25 yards (leave coupon)

Bear Crawl back to start x 25 yards

Corkscrew x 50 OYO

Bear Crawl to coupon x 25

Waiting: SSH x 10 / Mountain Climbers x 10 Combo

Fireman’s Carry coupon back to start.

Bus Driver Front Raise x 50 OYO

Overhead Carry Deep Lunges x 25 yards (leave coupon)

Bear Crawl back to start x 25 yards

Corkscrew x 50 OYO

Bear Crawl to coupon x 25

Waiting: SSH x 10 / Mountain Climbers x 10 Combo

* First person to finish each round: Burpees x 10 OYO

* Last person to finish each round: Burpees x 5 OYO

MARY.

25 second on / 10 seconds off with Coupon x 2 rounds

Gas Pumps

Low Flutter

Straight Leg Crunches

THIS SESSION OF PARLIAMENT HAS ENDED.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

• GreeNest this Saturday.  @Bam’s got the Q.

NAKED MAN MOLESKIN:

• Not a single complaint was heard.  Wait, that’s a lie.  Not a single complaint was given a s#*t about by the Q.

PRAYERS:

• Those PAX looking for new career opportunities.

I’m having a hard time breathing through this mask.  When do I get the vaccine?  Zima Out.

Boomerang said he was going to have trouble reaching the top shelf today because of the shoulder work, so I put the keys as high as I could.  (Come on, Sour Mash.  I’m leaving the door wide open for you.  What you got?)