Impossible Situation
QIC: Mutton
Date: 05/01/2021
PAX: Mutton, Palin, Lambchop, Buyout, Cherry Pie, Kissinger, Toe Scab, Drip, Sgt Schultz, Singing Cowboy,Pinto
11 two legged Pax and 1 four legged took the IS challenge for a directionally challenged workout. After reciting the F3 creed, the 9 Pax proceeded clockwise around Hanes Park. Quickly, we passed a tardy Cherry Pie who promised to catch up. Trouble was, he did not know where we were headed. More later.
The Pax stopped on Hawthorne just after crossing the creek for some typical warm-a rama.
SSH x 25
Whirlys x 20
Abe Vigoda x 10
Imperial Storm Troopers x 20
Merkins x 20
After each exercise, we peered into the gloom for Cherry Pie. With no sign of him, YHC made call to take the path back into Hanes Park that went by hill next to Wiley. Still no Cherry Pie despite the wails of Pali screaming his name. At this point, out of the blue appeared Buyout. Now we were at 10.
Right as we had given up on CP, he appeared in the distance and quickly caught up with the Pax. From here we bypassed the pull up bars and headed for the Wiley bus lot for a quick set of ab exercises.
After a quick 10 count, we proceeded under the rail road bridge and up towards RJR High School. We made another quick stop and the Moravian Church for more ab work. It is almost bikini season!
Next stop was the RJR picnic are for 7 layers of dip.
Now the real crowd pleaser as we proceeded to the back of Reynolds auditorium. The Pax was instructed, in this order, to bear crawl, sprint, crawl bear, sprint, bear crawl, sprint to the top of the hill. We started with 6 burpees at the top and one squat jump at the bottom. We worked our way down with the burpees and up with the squat squat jumps totaling 7 at all times.
