Baloney Sandwiches
QIC: Zima
Date: 6/12/21
PAX: Spicoli, Drip, Mutton, Buyout (Chippendale), Near Beer (Chippendale), Kissinger, Lamb Chop, Gingerbread Man (Chippendale, FNG), Ziggy Stardust, Zima (Q)
WARMUP.
SSH.
Whirlies.
Michael Phelps.
Plank until someone thinks of a good safeword. (note: we planked for a LONG time)
BEATDOWN.
- Choose a token from the bag.
- Do at least the target number of reps of the exercise written on the token.
- Run up the Intimidator and back down.
- Rinse and repeat, increasing the target number by 1.
DONE.
FNG:
- Zach P. (sorry, I didn’t catch his last name) was EH’ed by Drip who picked him up at a coffee shop (not the first time I’ve heard that). I’m not sure why Drip hates him so much or what the young whippersnapper did to Sir Drip, but he chose today to invite him out. Zach and his wife moved here a few months ago from West Palm Beach (uh, why?) and now works at the W-S Rescue Mission. We landed on two fantastic naming choices – Etch-A-Sketch and Gingerbread Man. Zach went all Chippendales on us early in the workout, showing off his collection of body art – hence Etch-A-Sketch. After a tough debate, Gingerbread Man won out though because Zach worked at a bakery and led the PAX all morning (“can’t catch me”). In fairness, he never said that, but that’s what the rest of us thought. Welcome Gingerbread Man.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
- Competing coffeterias. Bobby Boy Bakery and Chick-Fil-A Park. But if you’re only learning about these now, you either missed them or are 6.5 days early for next week.
- Shmedfest: August 27-28. One of the 4 workouts will be an official 5K using the Turkey Trot course out at the Fairgrounds. All events will be at the Fairgrounds.
- Convergence at Hanes Park on July 3rd (Purgatory, Impossible Situation, and Alcatraz). Supermax is still happening, but the location will be at Hanes Park.
- Bevo is Q’ing a Halloween workout.
NAKED MAN MOLESKIN:
- Somebody please do a wellness check on Mutton. He forgot his own name during COT today. No, not his F3 name, but his real name. I hope he is OK.
- Buyout has no need for shirts or shoes.
- ‘Bulge’ was the safeword. All of the creativity was clearly saved for the FNG naming.
- Congratulations to Mutton, Drip, and Spicoli who posted at both of my Hanes Park Qs this week. I think I’ve filled my quota of traveling downtown for the year so you’re safe for a while.
- Nobody has played The Game all 3 times, but Spicoli, Drip, and Lamb Chop have tried their luck the last two times.
- Some d-bag pulled a Huckleberry just as time was winding down.
PRAYERS:
- Drip’s family.
- Spicoli’s girlfriend for moving in with him.
- Giles and his M.
Zima Out.
Drip, the keys are on The Intimidator. Just one more time up it and you can go get them.
