Jumping around at Purgatory

Jumping around at Purgatory

QIC: BAM

Date: 8/24/24

PAX: Green Acres (WD), Blood Sport (WB), Wobegon, Undertow, Rust Bucket, Boomerang, Superfly, Lemming, D-Day, BAM (QIC)

Honored to be asked to lead the esteemed Purgatory, YHC thought through various options: first weekend of high school and college football, the numerology of the date 8/24/24, or “fake fall” cooler temps, but the Q eschewed all the obvious things and just went for misery.

A great mix of pax showed up, Lemming even did SSHs!  So, we just got after it!

Warmorama

• SSH
• Copperhead Squats
• Peter Parkers
• IW
• Whirlies
• Slow Merkins
• Abe Vigoda

Mosey to tennis courts, but don’t go in cause we are heading down Route 66!

• Mosey down Polo at at predetermined intersections stop and do
  • 1 deconstructed burpee or a regular burpee
  • at next predetermined intersection, do 2
  • then 3, then 4, until you get to 11
  • pax went 1/2 mile out and then back
  • so, 66 burpees/deconstructed burpees and 1 mile down
• Tennis courts for some Doracide!
  • 100 merkins
  • 2oo LBC
  • 300 squats
  • 400 Overhead claps
• Pull up bars for partner pull up fun
  • Partner A does 3 pull ups
  • Partner 2 does LBCs while they wait
  • flapjack for 5 sets
• Mosey back to start

6 Minutes of Mary

• Low Dolly
• Freddie Mercs
• Bridge to Nowhere
• Peter Parker
• Parker Peter
• Protractor
• Mutton Crunch
• Plank for 60 seconds

Fin!

NMM

• Playlist was “Jump” themed – why? Because it was recycled from a Double Dutch workout
• General bemusement by the running up and down Polo and how the Q defined an intersection
• Pax learned the bylaw – when French is spoken at a workout, the Q is not required to repeat instructions for pax who didn’t hear
• D-Day had more time than he thought to show up on time
• Lemming completely miss-timed his arrival, and was early.
• Rustbucket would rather pay taxes in NY rates than NC
• Bloodsport always brings his A game
• Wobegon is a closet Kriss Kross fan and was please Jump, Jump was included on playlist
• Superfly is always ready for a road trip in a Vega
• We actually got Boomerang to run a little bit, increased his annual total!
• If you ever have Green Acres as your pharmacist, you might want to double check the pill count
• Undertow is a closet Frenchie

Prayers

• Boomerang’s daughter in law
• Asian parents