Delusions of a Longer Weinke

Delusions of a Longer Weinke

QIC: Zima

Date: 1/14/25

PAX: Adobe, Blind Date, Boomerang, Crash, Drama Queen, Drip, Starfish, Subfloor, Zima

BEATDOWN.

21s – For each pair of exercises, the rep count must always equal 21.  Start with 20 reps on one side and 1 rep on the other.  Travel between exercise stations (roughly 20 yards) by using the Mode of Transportation.  For each round, decrease the first side by 1 and increase the other side by 1.  Continue this pattern until the first side has reached 1 rep and the second side has reached 20.  Then move on to the next set of exercises.

DONE.

NMM:

• The Q way way way way way overestimated the length of his, um, weinke.  There were originally six pairs of exercises, but despite all of the mens’ (and Crash’s) supreme efforts, the PAX barely completed the first. Grrrr.
• There were entirely too many weinke jokes here to list.  Geez!  The humor that comes out of grownups’ mouths on a frigid morning at O-Dark-Thirty in a closed elementary school parking lot …
• Not even Lamb Chop could have completed this workout!!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

• Zima has the Q at Mayhem on Wednesday.
• BAM has Greenest on Saturday.  See him if you can help.
• One HIM is needed for Samaritan Ministries on January 20.
• Today is the last day for t-shirts orders.  Talk to Boomerang about ordering math (thank goodness for calculators).
• Contact Subfloor for Alcatraz Qs.

PRAYERS:

• Green Acres’s recovery.  He has been rebuilt.  Apparently he’s been operating at a sub-optimal level.  Oh great, he’s getting stronger.  Be prepared to be humbled, gentlemen.

Zima Out.