A Test of Sorts at Village Idiocy 3.3.2025
QIC: $5 Footlong
Date: 3.3.2025
PAX: Cruiser, Blind Date, Zesty (WB), Wahoo, $5 Footlong (WD+QIC)
Lets set the stage – The weather was perfect. Brisk but clear. Crunchy grass. Millennials pouring out of their cars to participate in a fun usage of our time.
The Jerry has it going on, Tracks out back, Rocks galore, Parking lots a plenty. YHC thought, lets try to use it all!
5 CORE Principles of F3
Free
Open to ALL Men
Held outside heat or cold
Led by YOU or your peers
Ends with COT
We promptly started at 0530 with a Little WARM-A-RAMA :
SSH IC
Abe Vigoda IC
Whirly Cant Catch a Break, still has the clap IC
The Cherry Pie Special – Arm Circles FWD/Back, OHC, Chinooks, Seal Claps, Moroccan Night Clubs #CrowdPleaser
Recover
#Salute to Inspector Gadget, getting his mosey on in The Jerry:
MONKEY HUMPERS x 10 IC
PICKLE POUNDERS x 10 IC
Mosey over to the Large Lot, South of The Jerry for:
THE THANG : 4 Corners of the Lot. Exercises performed at each corner, mode of transportation between corners after exercises.
Corner 1:
DRY DOCKS x 20
DIVE BOMBERS x 20
SHOULDER TAPS x 20 DC
BEAR CRAWL >
Corner 2:
SQUATS x 20
MONKEY HUMPERS x 20
LUNGES x 20, 10Ea Leg
CRAWL BEAR >
Corner 3:
MTN CLIMBERS x 20 DC
AMERICAN HAMMERS x 20 DC
LOW SLOW FLUTTER x 20 DC
INCH WORM MERKIN >
Corner 4:
10 COUNT, Enough of that….
Mosey to the Rock Pile near the track for some 11s with a Shmedium sized Coupon.
CURLS x 10
THRUSTERS x 1
Work through each Flap Jack to total 11
Mosey to the Benches North of The Jerry
DIPs IC
IRKINS
DIPS IC
Mosey back to Launch
MARY:
NO TIME!
Pencils down, FIN
COT:
Announcements:
BLIND DATE VQ’d (As I’m writing this, Sorry BD) 3/6 at DISTILLERY. From the Slack BB, seems you killed it!
Cruiser hosting a ridiculous CSAUP opportunity for his 40th (April 19th). 4Hrs of Power…read PAIN. Sounds terrible and wonderful at the same time. Bear crawling between the different AOs is optional.
Taps
Franks&Bean 🙂 – We’re with you in the fire, let us share the load. Leave no man behind! (Working on the Conspiracy BB too <3)
Aging Parents – Send your love to the ones that raised ya.
NMM:
Blind Date is a man of distinguished tongue and entendre. His thruster form is like looking at velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin it on.
Cruiser is full of power, its like controlled wild power demonstrated the entire morning.
Zesty has unreal range of motion, like a smooth stretch armstrong.
Wahoo performed a bear crawl sprint to corner 2 of The Jerry’s south lot. It was like watching a rocket in a sweatsuit pass you by. Uncanny ability and talent.
All pax were incredibly kind to YHC about the total thrusters YHC was performing. Easy to lose count if you’re running your mouth..heh.
Zero time for Mary, too much fun was had.
Thanks for humoring me and giving it your all gents. Cruiser if you want the keys, they’re stuck to the bottom of the benches under the shelter….probably covered in prechewed gum.
Aye!!
$5
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