Justice League at the Outhouse! – Hedwig
QIC: Hedwig
Date: 3/19/18
PAX: Splash, Van Gough, Redeye, Sleeper, Droid, Hedwig, FNG Ryan (now Watergate), Stardust, Inkspot, Pita, Zima
The PAX: Splash, Van Gough, Redeye, Sleeper, Droid, Hedwig, FNG Ryan (now Watergate), Stardust, Inkspot, Pita, Zima
11 PAX ventured to the Hall of Justice to learn about the Justice League, which was originally launched in March 1960. During their trip, they learned about Wonder Woman, Superman, Batman, Martian Manhunter, and the Flash. Unfortunately, Green Lantern was nowhere to be found.
The tour went something like this:
Wonder Woman
Mosey to Playground
15 Swerkins
20 Heels to Heaven
20 Calf Raises/Side
30 American Hammers
Superman
Mosey to Shelter
10 Supermans Straight, 10 Flying Left, 10 Flying Right
5 Dips and Flip/5 Erkins and Flip Along the Tables (Wall Sit for the Six)
10 Donkey Kicks
10 Partner Leg Throws per Position (Straight, Left, Right)
Batman
Mosey to Center of Dirt/Gravel Running Track
BAT:
Buddy Carry Between Two Trees
Aiken Legs
10 Squats
10 Air Jumps
10 Lunges/Leg
60 SSH (#InfiniteSSH)
Buddy Carry Between Two Trees
Three Amigos (wall sit)
Martian Manhunter
Mosey to Parking Lot
Howling Monkeys (15 Monkey Humpers/Person while Everyone Holds the Position) #crowdpleaser
Wheelbarrow Walk
30 Red Bull Smurf Jacks (rapid squat position SSH)
Aquaman
Mosey to Rock Pile
20 Arm Circle Swirlies
20 Arm Circle Swirlies Reverse
20 The Swimmer with Rocks
20 Flutter Kicks
Flash
Launch from Rock Pile Area
10 Imperial Walkers
Sprint Around Direct/Gravel Track
20 Partner Hand-Clap Merkins
Sprint Around Direct/Gravel Track
Mosey to Parking Lot
FIN
All was going as planned until Stardust got kidnapped by the RNG group. He later found his way back to the Hall of Justice.
There was a fair amount of MC this morning.
- Zima complained about his poor legs
- There was general lamentation about the Three Amigo Partner Wall Sit and how it didn’t work last time (it worked just fine this time!)
- Stardust needed his inhaler (YHC doesn’t think it’s albuterol in there…)
- Van Gough’s rocks were too big for The Swimmer. Sleeper fired a shot, comparing VG’s rocks to his ego.
- The Howling Monkeys were an EXTREME #crowdpleaser. YHC thinks he’ll adopt Howling Monkeys into every workout from now on.
- One PAX talked about feeling faint from blood pressure issues. Don’t worry, no PAX were permanently harmed during this workout.
- Pita and Sleeper really liked the Flash station. Pita, Sleeper, and YHC did an EC 5K after the workout. Great fellowship.
FNG Ryan Wolfe was brought out by Stardust and YHC. Ryan is a senior at Wake Forest and is a formidable investigative journalist. He was recently featured on Fox national news regarding Wake Forest University policies. As such, Stardust and YHC felt that “Watergate” was an appropriate name.
Announcements
Splash is raising money for the Leukemia/Lymphoma Society. See him for details.
Bachelor Hike this Saturday after IS. Organized by LiteBrite for YHC (wedding is 6/2).
Prayer Requests
VG has a newly born extended family member
Splash had a patient recently go home with Hospice Care
Pita’s neighbor continues to suffer from early onset debilitating dementia
YHC took the PAX out in prayer giving thanks for friends and fellowship and for the ability to exercise together.
Thanks for the keys, Redeye.
3 Comments
Van Gogh
After sleeper called me out, I pushed my way through and completed the exercise with those true “medium” rocks! I also still don’t very why Thor’s Hammer was during WW!
Red Eye
That was most unpleasant Hedwig. Congrats on introducing YHC to a few exercises that I never want to do again.
Also, I guess superheroes don’t need Warm-o-rama. Or at least Hate Hatr Pax imitating superheroes don’t.
Spicoli
Strong work, PAX. This liked like a brutal lead, Hedwig. Sorry to miss, but I’m stealing some of the ideas for next Q.
Could have named the FNG “Fake News” or “No Collusion”, but those are due for the next guy.
#StrongWork
P.S. Zima’s complaining may eclipse Mongoose before its all said and done…
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