Ultimate Frisburpee Returns

Ultimate Frisburpee Returns

QIC: Hoptoberfest

Date: 3/24/18

PAX: The Singing Cowboy, Lite Brite, Van Gogh, Peta, Schneider, Rust Bucket(WD), Palin, Mutton, Hedwig (WB), Lamb Chop, Ziggy Stardust, Cheesesteak, Root Canal, Hoptoberfest

On a cold Saturday in March, the optimal number of PAX attended the return of Ultimate Frisburpee to Impossible Situation.  4 UFB FNG’s got to see what this magical beat down is all about.

The Warm up went as follows:

SSH – 20 ic
Whirly with the clap – 15 ic
IW’s – 15 ic
Abe Vigodas – 10 ic
Arm Swirly – 10 each direction ic

Two laps around the track, one regular, one with butt kickers, high knees, karaoke’s, and something else that YHC has forgotten.

We approached YHC’s designated field, though due to the lack of light during setup YHC did not notice the high likelihood of ankle death so omaha to a better field.

1st half – teams were divided into 7s based on shirt color with a confused Mr. Stardust not really knowing which team he was on for a point or two.  Or perhaps YHC was the one who didn’t know?  YHC’s team of All Stars consisted of LB, VG, LC, ZS, Schneider (who didn’t figure out the sidelines until the final point of the game), and RC.   About 3 points in, Lamb Chop used his best knifehand strike to split the frisbee in twain.  Luckily Ziggy had a wobbly, light, possibly dog chewed replacement called “the Spider from Mars”.  We waited and pretended to do burpees while it was located.  Using our height, and and Hedwig’s inability to catch; probably due to lack of focus with something important happening in the near future.  I’m not sure what it was, but seriously dude,  get your head in the game; we dominated the first half leading 5-1 at the break.  It should be pointed out that when I say used our height I am clearly not referring to YHC who, in Ultimate parlance, was skied by Mutton early on to the delight of everyone, YHC’s own team included.  Probably at least 60 burpees were performed.

We met in the middle for a short round of Mary which consisted of LBC’s, Flutter Kicks, Mutton/Lamb Chop crunches, before returning to the game.

2nd half – honestly the only things I remember about the second half were doing burpees, Schneider’s continued inability to stay in bounds, and a general consensus that YHC makes up rules as I go.  Perhaps I will host a rules orientation prior to the next one, so that when I invoke a rule, it will have been laid out before.  In the meantime, UFBers, here’s a link to the rules https://www.usaultimate.org/assets/1/Page/USAU_Recreational_Rules_Final_v2.pdf

We won the game some high score, to some lower score with both scores being greater than 5 for the winning team and 1 for the losing team.

MC – Apparently there was a lot of it, and it was interesting, but YHC was too focused on the game.  Perhaps VG will regale you with the tales in the comments.

COT

Prayers for PETA’s neighbor Harry who is going into care for advanced dementia.

YHC took us out, awkwardly.