Merry Mex on Cinco De Mayo!

Merry Mex on Cinco De Mayo!

QIC: Starfish

Date: 05/05/2018

PAX: Schneider, Buttermaker, Drama Queen, Drano, Whirly, Starfish

Date:  Cinco De Mayo, 2018

Pax:  Schneider, Buttermaker, Drama Queen (WD), Drano, Whirly, Starfish (QIC)

Since today is Cinco De Mayo and since today is also the third round of the Wells Fargo Championship and since Lee Trevino aka Merry Mex and/or Super Mex won the 1974 PGA Championship at Tanglewood and since Dawg Pound calls Tanglewood home and since we don’t need a tee time to hit the Reynolds Course at 0700 on a Saturday, a very loose theme was born.  And 6 pax showed up to celebrate the Hall of Fame golfer with the solid power fade and get better by running with pain stations this morning.

Warm-o-Rama

SSH x29 IC (Trevino won 29 PGA Tour events)

Burpees x6 OYO (6 of those events were majors)

Mosey down trail to campground entrance

IW x29 IC

Windmills x6 IC

Mosey down trail to shelter intersection

Hillbillies x29 IC

Whirly’s Got The Clap x6 IC

Mosey down trail to corner by horse pen

Toy Soldiers x6 IC

Mosey to stable, hang a right to 16th tee box

The Merry Mex

At 16th tee, 16 merkins OYO.

Run down fairway to 150 yard marker.  16 Copperhead Squats IC.

Run to 16th green.  16 Rosalitas IC.

Mosey to 17th tee.

At 17th tee, 17 wide merkins OYO.

Run to 17th green.  17 Juanitas IC.

Mosey to 18th tee.

At 18th tee, 18 Carolina Dry Docks OYO.

Run down fairway to 150 yard marker.  18 Squats OYO.

Run to 18th green.  18 LBCs IC.

Run over fence and through the woods to 13th tee.

At 13th tee, 13 Hand Release Merkins OYO.

Run down fairway to 150 yard marker.  13 Monkey Humpers OYO.

Run to 13th green.  13 Penguin Crunches IC.

Mosey to 14th tee.

At 14th tee, 14 Diamond Merkins OYO.

Run down fairway to 150 yard marker.  14 Lunges (each leg) OYO.

Run to 14th green.  14 Dying Cucarachas IC.

Mosey to 15th tee.  At 15th tee, 15 Manmaker Merkins OYO.

Run down fairway to 150 yard marker.  15 Alternating Side Lunges (each leg) OYO.

Run to 15th green.  15 WWII Situps OYO.

Run to stable parking lot.

6 Nolan Ryans IC.

6 Orel Hershisers IC.

Run to shelter parking lot.

6 Peter Parkers IC.

6 Parker Peters IC.

Run up trail to flagpole.

Plank for the six.

Run up trail to right hand turn.

Al Gore for the six.

Run back to VSF. (4 minutes late.  #Cobains)

COT/BOM:  YHC took us out.

FIN.

NMM

Extremely strong work out there this morning.  4.07 miles and a plethora of exercises and a boatload of laughs.  4.7 on the Garmin effect (at least for YHC; @Whirly, being the world-class athlete and elite runner he is, estimated his Garmin effect at 2.5.  We appreciate that he stooped to hang out with us lowly amateurs.)

@DramaQueen was a bit upset that we were doing ab exercises on the greens.  But YHC did remind all of the participants to repair their ball marks.  @DramaQueen also reminded YHC that Trevino didn’t win his PGA championship on the Reynolds Course.  Aye, that’s true, WarDaddy, but we would have never been able to make it to the Championship Course and back this morning.

YHC received an “HC” earlier in the week from #NantanEmeritus @Lysol.  YHC thought HC still meant “Hard Commit”, but now assumes that it must mean “Haiku Convention”.

@Drano was very excited that it was no longer Cinco de Quatro.

Nice to meet and workout with @Buttermaker.  Hope the original @Buttermaker doesn’t come back or else it could get ugly.

@Schneider was strong all morning and was conserving strength for his Q at #VillageIdiocy on Monday.  Although we heard at #Coffeeteria that @CherryPie thinks he has the Q at #VI on Monday, too.  #CelebrityDeathMatch.

@Fingers, we missed you out there this morning but know you were serving within the Prison Ministry well.  #HIM.

Privileged and honored to lead this morning, gentlemen.  Thanks.