The Best We Could While We Were Stuck In This Place

QIC: Wobegon

Date: 7-26-2018

PAX: Gepetto (WB), Snyder, Vegemite, Fingers (WD), Buttermaker, Cheesesteak, Draino, Jiminy, Wobegone (QIC)

Gepetto (WB), Snyder, Vegemite, Fingers (WD), Buttermaker, Cheesesteak, Draino, Jiminy, Wobegone (QIC)

While Draino really put the “extra” into “extra credit run”, Pax started rolling in. 530 comes around and we get to it:

Warm-O-Rama

  • Side Straddle Hop 25 IC (MC indicated it was a little fast)
  • Abe Vegoda 15 IC (slower)
  • Imperial Walkers 15 IC
  • Amr Swirly Things both ways, 15 each IC

Mosey to the football field.

YHC has no football field memories from high school. Strange for a Texan. So, time on a football field in the dark immediately brings up the 1993 stone-cold classic ‘Dazed and Confused’. So let’s star l-i-v-i-n’.

The Thang:

Pax lined up in the End Zone. Three called exercises, 25 reps each. Mosey to center field, repeat, mosey to other end zone, repeat, mosey back to other end. First man back calls the exercise to do while waiting on the Q.  4 rounds:

  • Round 1: Merkins/Left Leg Lunge/Big Boys
  • Round 2: Diamond merkins/Right leg lunge/LBCs
  • Round 3: Wide merkins/Squats/Mutton crunch left
  • Round 4: Carolina Dry Docks/Copperheaded Squats/Mutton crunch right

Totals by my count:

  • 300 assorted merkins
  • 3oo lunges/squats for the legs
  • 300 assorted ab work
  • Mosey length of the field 8 times.

Mosey back to parking lot for quick Mary:

  • Freedy Mercs 15 IC
  • Heels to heaven 15 IC
  • Low flutter 15 IC

DONE! All right, all right, all right….

Annoucments:

  • Ice Dancer on the Q at BBBC, meet at the  bike lot by Yadkin River at Tanglewood Park. Pax agreed this sounded kind of creepy.
  • Urban Assault needs a site Q, Gepetto is moving to Charlotte (sadness).

Prayer request:

Former coworker of Draino died suddenly of a heart attack at 39, leaving behind twin girls and a wife. Prayers for the family and remembering that tomorrow is not promised to anyone.

YHC took us out, giving thanks for the opportunity.

Sour Mash, we might have left some tracks in the dew on the football field. While I thought Coach Conrad and the police might show up to break up our Joint Sub Committee on the 50 Yard Line all went by without incident. Thanks for the keys, honor as always.

2 Comments

  • Sour Mash
    July 26, 2018 9:13 am

    You can tell Coach Conrad that I may play ball next fall, but I will never sign that. Now me and my loser friends are gonna head out to buy Aerosmith tickets. Top priority of the summer.

  • Spamalot
    July 27, 2018 11:31 am

    Well played sir. Well played.

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