#VI Inmates = Menace II Society

#VI Inmates = Menace II Society

QIC: Harden

Date: 05/06/2019

PAX: Sassy; Bulldog; Boomerang; Finger's; Schneider; Harden. Brief appearance by DeputyDawg

YHC awoke this morning, walked outside and felt the fresh cool air, and thought that today was going to be a solid day with a refreshing start alongside of my fellow Village Idiots. Upon arrival YHC could see the blinking of Schneider’s vest flashing in on the horizon line and Sassy and Boomerang awaiting patiently in the lot. Fingers and Bulldog would arrive and we were off for a calm unassuming workout in the Village – so we thought.

Warm-O-Rama

Typical fair, something like:

1. SSH x 20 IC
2. Whirly w/ the clap x 15 IC
3. Arm Swirly Things (F) x 15 IC
4. Arm Swirly Things (R) x 15 IC
5. Mosey to shelter

The Thang

Stop#1 – Shelter Work

1. Irkins x 15 OYO
2. Right Leg Step Up x 10 IC
3. Left Leg Step Up x 10 IC
4. Picnic Table Curls x 10 OYO
5. Dips x 10 OYO
6. Repeato – adding Picnic Table Bench Presses x 10 OYO
7. Mosey to Upper lot

Stop#2 – Upper lot (apparently sacred ground)

1. Dynamic Movement
   1. High Knees
   2. Butt Kickers
   3. Apollo Creed
   4. Carioca
2. Dora 1-2-3 – Grab a partner
   1. Merkins x 100
   2. LBC’s x 200
   3. Squats x 300
3. Howlin Monkies – 15 OYO per a pax around the circle; others held monkey humping position.
4. Howlin Al Gores – 15 Squats OYO per a pax around the circle; others held Al Gore
5. Howlin Merkins – 15 Merkins OYO per a pax around the circle; others held plank

Mosey for a lap around the parking lot!

This is where the fun began. As we departed the upper lot onto the main driveway of the Y, a shadow emerged yelling at the pax “Hey, I need to talk to you guys!”. YHC was not in attendance last week, but assumed this was none other than Deputy Dawg; the best darn lawman in Clemmons NC.

Feeling slightly empowered as Q and perhaps a little bold given the fine gentlemen by my side, without even thinking, YHC blurted out to Deputy Dawg, “We don’t have time for talking. We are in the middle of a 45 minute workout and must finish it first”. YHC never slowed or looked back, just assumed all of the pax were sticking close and following to the check point.

As we move along Deputy Dawg loudly declares that we have left him no choice, “I will have to call the police”. My thought was, OK fine, what are you going to tell them? “Sir, we have 6 guys working out at the Y and need you to come and take care of them”. So glad we waste the time of the sheriff with such nonsense. Hopefully no one in the community was in sincere need of that officers servicers while they sat in the upper lot looking for us.

Anyway – YHC digresses. This extremely rude interruption throw my Q off. From here it was 100% shoot from the hip – fill the last 15 minutes – and memorize Whirly and Srgt. Shultz’s cell phone numbers so we could call them from the clink.

1. Suicides – down and back a few times – once running; once lunge walking; once some other mode I have now forgotten.

Mary

Typical assortment of exercises. Sorry YHC doesn’t recall, but as previously stated YHC was totally thrown off my game at this point.

NMM

1. Finger’s and Sassy were yawning a ton during Warm-o-rama, therefore, YHC cut it short as it appeared boring to the pax and it seemed better off if we move along.
2. Schneider was equipped with additional jet propulsion this morning. Perhaps this is what set off Deputy Dawg.
3. Bulldog is a beast – didn’t say much just did the work. He did declare how much fun it was going to be to go inside and shower after our encounter with security.
4. Boomerang looked and carried himself like our legal counsel this morning. Unfortunately the aftershock of Schneider’s issues may have deflated that a bit.

Announcements

1. Hey guys, the sheriff has arrived and is hanging in the upper lot.

Prayer

1. We prayed specifically for the Security Guard.

Sassy, thank you for allowing me to be a #MenaceIISociety this morning. Always fun wrecking #havoc while doing Dora 1-2-3.