A trip to Venice with a little Mayhem

QIC: Splash

Date: 7/10/19

PAX: Offsides, Huckleberry, Patch, Burlap, Chief (AKA Josh Pickering FNG), Woebegone, Floater (AKA Jason Taylor FNG), 5-dollar footlong, Black Light, Spamalot, Dr Toot canal, Spud (AKA Krupal Hurry FNG), Salty Nuts (AKA Max Nutt FNG), Private Bookworm (AKA Smith FNG), Radar, Lazy boy, Splash

I answered the call for Mayhem Qs and agreed to a date without realizing it would be only a few days after returning from a European vacation. Realizing I was a victim of my own bad planning and that I would still be pretty jet lagged I had no one to take it out on except the pax. So with that in mind I chose to take them all on a “vacation” with me.

Warm-O-Rama

SSH IC x20

IW IC x15

Abe Vegoda IC x10

Whirly’s got the clap IC x10

The Thang

Gotta get on the plane with our luggage

Mosey to the rock pile, all pax chose a large (roller bag) and a medium (personal item) sized rock to bring on the plane

Put the roller bag in the overhead, 15 curls with the large rock OYO, put the personal item in the overhead, repeat with medium rock

Drop rocks and run to catch your connection by running down the driveway to the Meadowlark sign

Repeat but with skull crushers to beat the person in front of you on the plane that takes forever to get out when you have a tight connection

Repeat but with overhead press because the overhead compartments are much higher on international flights

Repeat but with bent over rows (20 and 30 reps) to simulate my posture after the 10 hour flight to Venice, put rocks away you have arrived

Pelleton run to the parking lot by the park to catch your boat taxi to the hotel

To honor the 7 hour time difference we did 7 of diamonds (I know its only 6 hours ahead in Venice but 6 of diamonds isn’t a thing)

Run to each corner of the parking lot and do 7 burpees (crowed pleaser) then 14 crunches, then 21 merkins (surprisingly crappy), then 28 squats

Mosey to benches to simulate carrying all the souvenirs your family bought

20 dips IC

20 Derkins OYO

20 Irkins OYO

And to simulate all the walking you did 10 box jumps

Mosey to wall to catch the bus boat back to your hotel (it is Venice)

BTW while pax crawled past one at a time in tunnel of love fashion to simulate all the crowds you have to push past to get on the bus boat

Mosey to start for Mary

Mary

Box cutters 15 IC

Mutton Crunch IC x10 each side

Fin

 

Announcements:

Lysol has the Q at Purgatory this Saturday

Greenspan is looking for outhouse Qs (step up and Q if you haven’t)

Prayer requests:

Elijah, Shirly’s little boy having surgery today

Patient of mine passed on Monday, prayers for his family

Offsides brother -in-law just his mom and his dad is on hospice

Woebgone’s wife going for surgery today

COT

YHC took us out lifting up all those mentioned in prayer requests

Always an honor to lead, thank you to Turnover for the keys

2 Comments

  • Burlap
    July 11, 2019 9:13 am

    YHC recommends a staycation next year with trips to CookOut, Biscuitville, Krispy Kreme, and the pool. Then I will consider posting to a Solash post-vacation Q.

    Welcome to all the new guys. Particularly impressed with Pvt Bookworm. Strong work.

  • Spamalot
    July 12, 2019 8:12 pm

    YHC was on this trip and have a different recollection of what transpired…….

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