A trip to Venice with a little Mayhem
QIC: Splash
Date: 7/10/19
PAX: Offsides, Huckleberry, Patch, Burlap, Chief (AKA Josh Pickering FNG), Woebegone, Floater (AKA Jason Taylor FNG), 5-dollar footlong, Black Light, Spamalot, Dr Toot canal, Spud (AKA Krupal Hurry FNG), Salty Nuts (AKA Max Nutt FNG), Private Bookworm (AKA Smith FNG), Radar, Lazy boy, Splash
I answered the call for Mayhem Qs and agreed to a date without realizing it would be only a few days after returning from a European vacation. Realizing I was a victim of my own bad planning and that I would still be pretty jet lagged I had no one to take it out on except the pax. So with that in mind I chose to take them all on a “vacation” with me.
Warm-O-Rama
SSH IC x20
IW IC x15
Abe Vegoda IC x10
Whirly’s got the clap IC x10
The Thang
Gotta get on the plane with our luggage
Mosey to the rock pile, all pax chose a large (roller bag) and a medium (personal item) sized rock to bring on the plane
Put the roller bag in the overhead, 15 curls with the large rock OYO, put the personal item in the overhead, repeat with medium rock
Drop rocks and run to catch your connection by running down the driveway to the Meadowlark sign
Repeat but with skull crushers to beat the person in front of you on the plane that takes forever to get out when you have a tight connection
Repeat but with overhead press because the overhead compartments are much higher on international flights
Repeat but with bent over rows (20 and 30 reps) to simulate my posture after the 10 hour flight to Venice, put rocks away you have arrived
Pelleton run to the parking lot by the park to catch your boat taxi to the hotel
To honor the 7 hour time difference we did 7 of diamonds (I know its only 6 hours ahead in Venice but 6 of diamonds isn’t a thing)
Run to each corner of the parking lot and do 7 burpees (crowed pleaser) then 14 crunches, then 21 merkins (surprisingly crappy), then 28 squats
Mosey to benches to simulate carrying all the souvenirs your family bought
20 dips IC
20 Derkins OYO
20 Irkins OYO
And to simulate all the walking you did 10 box jumps
Mosey to wall to catch the bus boat back to your hotel (it is Venice)
BTW while pax crawled past one at a time in tunnel of love fashion to simulate all the crowds you have to push past to get on the bus boat
Mosey to start for Mary
Mary
Box cutters 15 IC
Mutton Crunch IC x10 each side
Fin
Announcements:
Lysol has the Q at Purgatory this Saturday
Greenspan is looking for outhouse Qs (step up and Q if you haven’t)
Prayer requests:
Elijah, Shirly’s little boy having surgery today
Patient of mine passed on Monday, prayers for his family
Offsides brother -in-law just his mom and his dad is on hospice
Woebgone’s wife going for surgery today
COT
YHC took us out lifting up all those mentioned in prayer requests
Always an honor to lead, thank you to Turnover for the keys
2 Comments
Burlap
YHC recommends a staycation next year with trips to CookOut, Biscuitville, Krispy Kreme, and the pool. Then I will consider posting to a Solash post-vacation Q.
Welcome to all the new guys. Particularly impressed with Pvt Bookworm. Strong work.
Spamalot
YHC was on this trip and have a different recollection of what transpired…….
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