Open Source Birthday Q

TIME WASTERS. Some BS that nobody actually cares about when reading a backblast.   BEATDOWN. Spot #1: Mary Katherines x 12 Spot #2: Spider Burpees x 27 Spot #3: Dying Cockroaches x 49 Spot #4: Perfect Merkins x 74   DONE.   NAKED...

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Rock Tabata

Dark, overcast, raining, gloom. YHC was surprised and inspired to see a handful of PAX already ready at the most relaxing AO. We all moved to the covered area. Warm-O-Rama Mission Statement / 5 Core Principles SSHs 12x Whirly with a Clap 6x “Abs”...

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A Psychotic Beatdown

I told the assembled PAX how my wife was talking to one of her best friends last night while I was writing my plan on cardboard. My wife told her friend how I have gotten up at 04:45 every morning this week. Her friend, who knows I’m a teacher...

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Bong Crosby

It all started with a misspelled word, ChatGPT added to the humor. 8 pax gathered and launched at 0530 to a classic Christmas playlist, 4 runners launched. Warmup: 20 SSH 15 Imperial Walkers 6 Abe Vigodas 20 Whirley with the clap 16 arm swirly...

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The Kirk, The Coffee, The TIT.

Where did this idea come from? Not sure. Saturday, it just struck me that after TIT Monday, some 2nd F parking lot coffeeteria might be just what the Q ordered–warmer weather, kids out of school, and last working week for many…why...

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Short trek at BBBC

Okay….so technically we were all there at 5:15 and technically, we did launch. The route had been posted the night before by the Q, there is proof.   So everyone started extremely slow moseying ( could have been mistaken for walking )...

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Busted Playlist at Mayhem

I hadn’t Q’ed Mayhem in a while, so when Workbench asked….I was was like, ” Yes please! 100%” It was another brisk morning out west, so I was going to have to do something to keep us warm. And now that the hill to...

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The Swing Set

“I may be slow, but at least I didn’t leave in the middle of the workout.” – an unnamed PAX (to protect his identity) comparing himself to the recent string of trendy PAX who have been leaving YHC’s workouts halfway through, especially one...

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A Whole Mess of Burpees

Today was YHC’s first Q in a while. I was eager to deliver a beatdown that would challenge those who decided to attend. Let’s check it out: 0529:15: 5 PAX have already assembled, awaiting YHC to exit his vehicle 0529:30: YHC exits the...

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No ‘Arm(s), No Foul

LEG DAY!!! WoR: SSH x20 IC. Frostbite is late – 5 burpees. Hillbillies x20 IC. Cherry Pie is late – 5 burpees. Drip is late – 5 burpees. Copperhead Squat x10 IC. Copperhead Lunges x10 IC each leg. Toy Soldiers x10 IC. Whirlies...

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