I Got the Best Girlfriend!

PAX: Dolly(WB), Five Dollar Footlong, Zima, Van Gogh, Superfly, Double Pane, Frostbite, Burns, Post Hole, Chick Flick, Woebegon, Sassy, FrankandBeans, Peach, Lamb Chop, Dr. Toot(WD,Q) EC runners: Post Hole, Zima, Burns Unusually large PAX...

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PAX: Dr. Toot(WD,Q), Madoff( site Q), Karl (FNG- aka Fire Marshal Bill) Stupidly showed up at 5 for the EC run with Madoff who was incredibly merciful. We returned to find an ominous pickup and no one else. Turns out Inspector Gadget has FNGs...

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Stackin’ Wins

PAX: Inspector Gadget(WB), Wahoo, Lamb Chop, Bevo, Turnover, Five Dollar Footlong, Dr. Toot(WD,Q), Chick Flick, Burns The super pleasant mornings are numbered, but this was one of them. Six PAX met early for and EC jaunt… Bevo, Five Dollar...

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Why 11 Matters

All was revealed this fine Saturday to the intrepid PAX. 11 is my M’s birthday and I REALLY like her. A LOT. So after the time wasting of warm ups we slow moseyed to the coupons and grabbed one for.. THE THANG: We met in 1981, so 81 squats...

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Igor TchaiTOOTski

Surprisingly , no rain, but promised a no run Mayhem, so we scurried to the picnic shelter for… WARMORAMA: super quick because why do we need to stretch when we have… THE THANG to do, which is based on ballerina workouts which I found...

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A New Line Leader

The PAX swelled to a niner over the course the beatdown. The weather was pretty ideal. The companionship was exceptional. WARMORAMA: SSH, Abe Vigodas, IST, Grass Grabbers, Hillbillys, Stretchy stretches. THE THANG: Meandered to the playground for...

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Wannabe Tractors and OGs

What a fun PAX I arrived to this great Friday morn at Bailey Park! As a seasoned Q, I had a plan, with the help of Burns, to rendezvous for a moment with the Tractors and OGs, who were trolling through Urban Assault territory at a very particular...

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Cruising For a Bruising

So, Cruiser put together such a perfectly simple, awful beatdown that I literally copied it. The PAX were in awe of the horribulus of the day and gave me sooo much blame, but, truly, 100% Cruiser. I literally copied and pasted his backlist here...

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Rabbit Wasslin’

Perfect weather greeted the intrepid PAX. Zima made his triumphant return to the fold and was sooo warm and fuzzy. WARMORAMA: usual things, except I tried to count Zima-style with limited success. Also did two arm swirly shenanigans as CherryPie...

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Muskrat Love

In a surprise twist, I was the Q for TRQ this am, and boy, was that fun! Green Acres was kind enough to let me know that I had over committed, so here I was. Dusting off a frequently requested beatdown, I came prepared. Much to our wondering eyes...

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