Burns All Day

PAX: Burns(WB), Boo Boo, Cherry Pie, The H.O.G., Mutton, Dr. Toot(WD), Work Bench, Red Baron, Zima, Greenspan, Huckleberry A substantial crowd arrived at Calvary Day parking lot for a WIB-style beatdown and a hardy congrats to Burns for his...

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Drip, Thanks for the Memories

As I arrived 30 seconds prior to launch, as usual, I noted that the hardcore, high end performers were the totality of the PAX, so “ruh roe Elroy,” this could be a bad morning to be me. The 32 degree mist was backing off, but I made...

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Stretchy Stretchies for Whammo!

Unusually warm morning for January, a jaunty group gathered including FNG Michael, whom I tormented into coming. Warm-o-rama: SSH, Abe Vigodas, ISTs, Stretchy Stretchies (more on that later) The Thang: Moseyed to the track for the simple act of...

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The Stuff of Legends

PAX: Shneider, Tweety Bird, Woebegon, Turnover, Root Canal, Shneider, Tweety Bird, Turnover Woebegon, Root Canal. Double attendance credit for the crappy, but safe from slick roads. weather. Let’s say it, this morning was a stinker. Nothing...

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Thanks For the Weinke, Drip!

PAX: Lace, Greenspan, Drip, Green Acres, Root Canal (WD,Q), Spamalot, Total Recall (WB) Expecting rain, but not finding any, we convened at the Outhouse a fine collection of HIMs that were ready for The Boom. So after a verbatim statement of the...

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Thanks, BAM !

PAX: Cheesesteak, Palin, Van Gogh, Lamb Chop (WB), Root Canal (WD,Q) A leisurely Monday evening meal prep was interrupted by the M asking if I was the “line leader” in the am. Palm to forehead. Yep, I’m up. I go to my vault of...

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Goofy Day

PAX: Turn Over, Cherry Pie, Litter Box(WB), Burns, The H.O.G., Root Canal(Q)(WD), Honey Badger, Drip. I was overcome by the quality of the people assembled as our beatdown began and I MCed an acknowledgement of the honor I had to be associated...

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Wash Rinse Repeat

PAX: Spicoli, Boo Boo, Pik-a-nik Basket, Lamb Chop (WB),Mutton, Razzy, Root Canal (Q,WD), Greenspan, the H.O.G. With a Q at the same AO four days ago and a promise not to get my shoes wet, I made the executive decision to essentially do the same...

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Unintended Consequences

Unintended Consequences Impossible Situation at Hanes Park PAX: Spicoli, Ziggy Stardust, Cheesesteak, Buyout, Red Baron, Cherry Pie, Root Canal (Q) (WD), Lamb Chop (WB) I woke up yesterday morning free as a bird, without a care. By 6:15, I was...

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