SpongeBob

TIME WASTERS. Nobody cares.   BEATDOWN. Go up the hill and back down and up the hill and back down.   Bottom of the Hill to Nowhere:  Rock Thrusters x 15 Curls x 15 Tricep Press x 15   Four Curves on the Hill: * start at 5 reps...

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Mad Cow Disease

TIME WASTERS. Nobody cares.   BEATDOWN. 4 cones were set up in a square pattern with each being roughly 15 yards apart.   Always face the same direction and move from cone to cone in a clockwise fashion.  The mode of transportation will...

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Are You Calling Me a Cheater?

TIME WASTERS. Nobody cares.   BEATDOWN. Grab a block.   Reverse Peloton Rifle Carry blocks to the far end of the tennis court.  At any point, if someone needs to lower the block, all PAX do 3 blockees and earn a 5-count.   Do the...

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Pure Dumb F**king Luck

TIME WASTERS. We started doing them, but apparently we were disturbing Cherry Pie’s carefully crafted morning, so we moved on.   BEATDOWN. Each round: At the start point, do 5 No Cheat Burpees with a Clap. Mosey to your rock. If you pass a...

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Blue Steel’s Happy Ending

TIME WASTERS. Nobody cares.   BEATDOWN. Round 1: Perfect Merkins x 1.  Run big loop around parking lot. Round 2: PMs x 1, Clap Reverse Lunges x 2.  Run. Round 3: PMs x 1, CRLs x 2, Dying Cockroaches x 3.  Run. Round 4: PMs x 1, CRLs x 2, DCs...

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The Token PAX

YHC was called in from the bullpen late last night to substi-Q.  And yeah, I have a couple hundred old backblasts stored in Google Drive that I could have pulled from, but I also have this nice sack of freshly minted exercise tokens that we can...

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IPC in July

BEATDOWN. Setup 4 cones were placed in the field about 20ish yards apart.  Note: I said “cone”, not “cup”.   Cone 1: Blockees Cone 2: Side-to-Side Merkins Cone 3: Coupon Thrusters Cone 4: Gas Pumps   Workout Murder Bunny from cone to...

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Let’s Do That Again in the Winter

5:30 rolled around and we were standing in the middle of the parking lot so it seemed like a good time to do a burpee.  And since I told Spicoli we would stay in the parking lot for the first few minutes, we bear crawled about halfway to the...

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