Simple, Yet Effective

TIME WASTERS. Please tell me that you didn’t come here to read how we “warmed up”.  Something that should be done BEFORE arrival.   BEATDOWN.   Overhead Press (with cinder block) x 10 IC   Rifle Carry Reverse Peloton from block...

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What’s the Point?

BEATDOWN.   OGs: https://www.mapmyrun.com/routes/view/5371446511 Tractors: https://www.mapmyrun.com/routes/view/5371439401   DONE.   ANNOUNCEMENTS: Zima has the Q at Alcatraz on Saturday Lunch Bunch today at Bailey Park No IS...

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Centuries, Part II

BEATDOWN.   Do 100 reps of each exercise OYO. When an exercise is finished, yell “Greenland!” On “Greenland”, all PAX stop their current exercise and run to the end of the parking lot and back. Resume the exercise from where it was paused...

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Centuries, Part I

BEATDOWN.   Do 100 reps of each exercise OYO. When an exercise is finished, yell “Mayhem!” On “Mayhem”, all PAX stop their current exercise and run up the hill and back down. Resume the exercise from where it was paused. After calling for...

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Delusions of a Longer Weinke

BEATDOWN.   21s – For each pair of exercises, the rep count must always equal 21.  Start with 20 reps on one side and 1 rep on the other.  Travel between exercise stations (roughly 20 yards) by using the Mode of Transportation.  For...

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SpongeBob

TIME WASTERS. Nobody cares.   BEATDOWN. Go up the hill and back down and up the hill and back down.   Bottom of the Hill to Nowhere:  Rock Thrusters x 15 Curls x 15 Tricep Press x 15   Four Curves on the Hill: * start at 5 reps...

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Mad Cow Disease

TIME WASTERS. Nobody cares.   BEATDOWN. 4 cones were set up in a square pattern with each being roughly 15 yards apart.   Always face the same direction and move from cone to cone in a clockwise fashion.  The mode of transportation will...

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Are You Calling Me a Cheater?

TIME WASTERS. Nobody cares.   BEATDOWN. Grab a block.   Reverse Peloton Rifle Carry blocks to the far end of the tennis court.  At any point, if someone needs to lower the block, all PAX do 3 blockees and earn a 5-count.   Do the...

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Pure Dumb F**king Luck

TIME WASTERS. We started doing them, but apparently we were disturbing Cherry Pie’s carefully crafted morning, so we moved on.   BEATDOWN. Each round: At the start point, do 5 No Cheat Burpees with a Clap. Mosey to your rock. If you pass a...

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Blue Steel’s Happy Ending

TIME WASTERS. Nobody cares.   BEATDOWN. Round 1: Perfect Merkins x 1.  Run big loop around parking lot. Round 2: PMs x 1, Clap Reverse Lunges x 2.  Run. Round 3: PMs x 1, CRLs x 2, Dying Cockroaches x 3.  Run. Round 4: PMs x 1, CRLs x 2, DCs...

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