Old Guys Rule

Warm-o-rama. SSH, Whirlies, Michael Phelps, Abe Vigodas Beatdown. WAITING: Peter Parkers   Burpees x 5 OYO Knee Touch Lunges x 25 DC OYO WWII x 50 OYO   Hand Release Burpees x 5 OYO Bobby Hurleys x 50 OYO American Hammers x 50 DC IC...

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An Easy Day At The Country Estate

Warm-o-rama. SSH, Whirlies, Michael Phelps, Spider Merkins Beatdown. At the top of the hill, do the first exercise.  Run the bottom of the hill and do the first ab exercises.  Run back to the top of the hill and do the first two exercises.  Run...

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Chase the Spam

Warm-o-rama. Mosey up the Hill to Nowhere to grassy area Exercise x 10 IC / Merkins x 5 IC SSH / Regular Whirlies / Diamond Squats / Ranger Mountain Climbers / Crucible Peter Parkers / Wide Imperial Storm Troopers / Regular Toy Soldiers / Diamond...

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The Phoenix Week 1 – COVID-19

Oops … Just realized this has been sitting in my drafts for the past week.  Oops. Warm-o-rama. We probably did something.  My guess is that there were 19 reps of a few exercises. Beatdown. A weight was required.  A cinder block was...

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The Second Time’s a Charm

Introduction  Due to extreme Q laziness, this was a repeat of a workout done back in January with one minor revision – we skipped the 41 burpees mid-way through the beatdown.  Spam and The H.O.G. were the only ones who got a second punch...

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Stay the F#&% at Home

Intro (from the pre-blast) So as most good stories begin, a couple of blokes (read: I was not included) had a few too many pints one night while staring at their computer screens (because that’s how we all drink now), and as often happens...

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Zima vs. The Corona Virus

Intro This beatdown concluded #ZimaWeek2020.  Thank you to all who participated. If not for you, I would have looked incredibly silly Q’ing 10 different F3 beatdowns by myself.   Warm-o-rama Since the following 45 minutes was fueled by...

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#ZimaWeek2020 Convergence

INTRODUCTION. The mission, credo, and core principles of F3 were recited with crisp perfection.  Noticing a few new (and long forgotten) faces, a proper disclaimer was given. And in about 1.3 seconds, “Time Waster” was shouted.  Sheesh.  ...

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Winston Wakes You Up

Winston Wakes You Up.  Either that’s the new Channel 11 News Morning Show or the #Assaulters want to talk to Allen Joines about a new slogan for the city.  It’s got to be annoying living by the railroad tracks when a train rolls through before 6...

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A Quiet Place

Stop me if you’ve heard this one.  A bunch of old dudes (notice the fact that the youngest PAX among us were entering their 5th decade on this planet) were sweatin’ to the oldies in a high school parking lot.  Irony?   Warm-o-rama. SSH x 15...

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