Stay the F#&% at Home

Intro (from the pre-blast) So as most good stories begin, a couple of blokes (read: I was not included) had a few too many pints one night while staring at their computer screens (because that’s how we all drink now), and as often happens...

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Zima vs. The Corona Virus

Intro This beatdown concluded #ZimaWeek2020.  Thank you to all who participated. If not for you, I would have looked incredibly silly Q’ing 10 different F3 beatdowns by myself.   Warm-o-rama Since the following 45 minutes was fueled by...

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#ZimaWeek2020 Convergence

INTRODUCTION. The mission, credo, and core principles of F3 were recited with crisp perfection.  Noticing a few new (and long forgotten) faces, a proper disclaimer was given. And in about 1.3 seconds, “Time Waster” was shouted.  Sheesh.  ...

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Winston Wakes You Up

Winston Wakes You Up.  Either that’s the new Channel 11 News Morning Show or the #Assaulters want to talk to Allen Joines about a new slogan for the city.  It’s got to be annoying living by the railroad tracks when a train rolls through before 6...

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A Quiet Place

Stop me if you’ve heard this one.  A bunch of old dudes (notice the fact that the youngest PAX among us were entering their 5th decade on this planet) were sweatin’ to the oldies in a high school parking lot.  Irony?   Warm-o-rama. SSH x 15...

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A Workout Group for Small Men

Beatdown. PARKING GARAGE BLIMPS, with one exercise at each level Burpees x 5 OYO Lunges x 10 DC OYO Imperial Storm Troopers x 15 IC (I’m not kidding, the PAX requested that these be done in cadence.  And much like a certain Ukranian phone call...

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Over-promising and Under-delivering

Warm-o-rama. Exercise x 10 IC / Merkins x 5 IC SSH / Regular Whirlies / Diamond Squats / Ranger Mountain Climbers / Crucible Peter Parkers / Wide Imperial Storm Troopers / Regular Toy Soldiers / Diamond Michael Phelps / Ranger WWII / Crucible Lt...

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CLUB VANDERSEXXX

Introduction The PAX were forewarned that a safeword would be needed this morning.  If you do not understand why (and want to kill some time at work), search for “Club Vandersexxx” on YouTube.  Safewords are important. In fact, you should watch...

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How To Win Friends And …

BURLAP.  BURLAP. BURLAP.  BURLAP. BURLAP. BURLAP.  BURLAP. BURLAP.   “BURLAP ON THE INTER WEBS”   Introduction The complaining started early, but for a nice change, it wasn’t about my workout…yet.  It was mostly about the hangover...

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