Title: Prison Rules Date: 11/29/18 Q: Zima PAX: Cherry Pie (beast mode), Thistle (ancient), Burns (baby face), Litterbox (not slow), Turnover (lucky), Dr. Toot Canal (too much self-administered novocaine), Van Gogh (ultra on your left), Mutton...
Read moreTitle: There is sore and then there is S-O-R-E Date: 11/19/18 Q: Zima PAX: Van Gogh (WB), Zuckerburg, Greenspan, Ziggy Stardust, Balco, Ink Spot (WD), Red Eye, Snooki, Root Canal, Zima (QIC) Introduction. On this particular day in history...
Read moreTitle: You Aren’t Even Looking at Me Date: 11/1/18 Q: Zima PAX: Argyle, Ink Spot (WD), TPS, Van Gogh (WB), Wobegon, Zima (QIC) Warm-o-rama. SSH, Whirly’s Disease, Toy Soldiers, Mountain Climbers, Hillbillies, Spider Merkins Beatdown...
Read moreTitle: The Flatline Mix Tape, EP Version Date: 9/25/18 Q: Zima PAX: Turnover (young), BAM (old), Cheesesteak (sweet beard), Zima (QIC) Here’s the plan. Go to various locations in the near vicinity of the AO. At each different spot...
Read moreTitle: Now Where Do I Turn? Date: 9/24/18 Q: Zima PAX: ‘Bout Time, Burlap, Rust Bucket (WD), Closer (WB), Bluto, Hoptoberfest, Lemming, Zima (QIC) Sincere Cobains. No, seriously. I’m sorry. Huge apologies to the men we lost this morning...
Read moreBRING YOUR KID TO F3 DAY Date: 8/22/18 Q: Zima PAX: Reborn (Rock Hill, SC), Toto, Mutton, Honey Nut (fka: Thomas Boone), Cheerio, Sprinkles (fka: Will Bumgarner), Glazer, Lamb Chop, Snooki, Chisel, Jar Jar, Cheesesteak, Palin (Chippendale), Root...
Read moreTitle: 40 Burpees is Less Than 50 Burpees Date: 8/18/18 Q: Zima PAX: Burlap, Touch-Me-Not, Boomerang, Goofy, BAM, Huckleberry, The Singing Cowboy, TPS, Undertow, Bulldog, Resistor, Lysol, Spamalot, Green Acres (WD), D-Day, THE Pony Express...
Read moreTitle: Just Great, Now I’m All Wet Date: August 16, 2018 Q: Zima PAX: Fingers, Van Gogh, Litterbox (WB), Sgt. Schultz, Huckleberry, Thistle (Workout Grandpa), Zima (QIC) Warm-o-rama. I have no idea. I don’t remember. We probably did SSH...
Read moreTitle: The Sherpa Date: The 21st of June in the year 2018 Weather: 73°, 89% humidity, clear skies Q: Zima PAX: Wobegon, Van Gogh, Ziggy Stardust, Palin (WB, although he can’t remember his age correctly), Ink Spot (WD), Zima (QIC) An Ode to the...
Read moreWhat: Flatline When: June 19, 2018 Where: First Presbyterian Parking Lot Who: Hedwig (shockingly WB), Thistle (WD, of course), Mutton, Roosevelt, Pita, TPS, Cherry Tree, Shingles, Root Canal, Zima (QIC) 05:19:37 Pita arrives. Phew. The streak...
Read moreThree’s a Crowd The 24th of May in the year 2018 Those present included: His Highness, Duke Offsides IV; Lord Van Pelt, the Seventh of his name and Workout Daddy for the day; and a crappy failed 1990’s malternative beverage, Zima, the...
Read moreDate: 5/2/18 QIC: Zima The PAX: Tuco, Hoptoberfest, Drama Queen (WD), Winona, FNG – Tide Pod (fka Corey Pendergrass) (WB), Lace, Boomerang, Light Brigade, Bluto, BAM, Land Shark, Zima (QIC) Intro The problem with growing popularity...
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