Open Source Birthday Q

TIME WASTERS. Some BS that nobody actually cares about when reading a backblast.   BEATDOWN. Spot #1: Mary Katherines x 12 Spot #2: Spider Burpees x 27 Spot #3: Dying Cockroaches x 49 Spot #4: Perfect Merkins x 74   DONE.   NAKED...

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The Swing Set

“I may be slow, but at least I didn’t leave in the middle of the workout.” – an unnamed PAX (to protect his identity) comparing himself to the recent string of trendy PAX who have been leaving YHC’s workouts halfway through, especially one...

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Verbal HCs Don’t Mean Sh*t

The workout was described like this …   Station 0 is near the playground by the pullup bars. Each corner of the track is a numbered station. At each station, complete the exercise reps 5 times the station number. Start at Station 0, then...

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Seeing Ghosts

BEATDOWN. 4 stations on the Hill to Nowhere – bottom, first corner, second corner, summit.   Station 1: Rockees x 10, Curls x 10, Overhead Presses x 10, Tricep Presses x 10 Station 2: Diamond Spider Merkins x 15 Station 3: Knee...

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A Simple Day at the Country Estate

BEATDOWN. Super simple workout.     Starting on the bridge for the walking trail between Reynolda Village and the WFU campus, which goes over the part of Silas Creek that flows into Lake Katherine, do 5 Flying Squirrels.   Run towards...

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No Workout for Old Men

BEATDOWN. Reverse Blockee Peleton from the dumpsters to the far playground.   Repeat this routine until the first person finishes: + Run a lap on the track + Pullups x 20 + Blockover Burpees x 20 + Thrusters x 20 + Side-to-Side Merkins x 20...

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Is That My Wife

Since we’re at an elementary school, we should practice simple ABCs and counting.  Do the A exercise for 1 rep and run up the hill and back.  Do the A exercise once, the B exercise twice, run up and back.  Do the A exercise once, B twice, and C...

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Microwaved Potatoes

Sour Mash has some really weird friends.   BEATDOWN.   Every minute on the minute, the exercise changes.  Rest when you want to rest.  You versus you.   Mountain Climbers Curl / Press / Tricep Raise Dead Bugs Shoulder Tap Spider...

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An Old Favorite

BEATDOWN.   There are 5 stations, each with a weighted exercise and a non-weigthed one, located on The Hill to Nowhere.  If you have the rock, do the first exercise; else, do the second exercise.   Each PAX was instructed to ascend the...

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