Holiday HIITs, Vol. 1

As I was working in my garage over the weekend, I unearthed my infamous whiteboard that has been used for some brutal IronPAX workouts, nomad beatdowns, and general AO hysteria.  A previous exercise list was written on it, but for the life of me...

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Nothing Special on the Farm

WARMUP.     SSH. Whirlies. Michael Phelps.   BEATDOWN.   Suitcase Squats x 20 (SC) Jump Overs x 20 Weighted Reverse Lunges x 20 (SC)   Run Old Pfafftown to Sugar Maple Ct and back. Burpees for the Six (and encourage your...

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The Second Battle of Hanes Park

There was some unfinished business down at the park this morning.  For those that could afford the gas money and were willing to travel the distance, help was needed to continue the battle against the Grim Reaper.  Knowing the fight would be...

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Impossible Situation is Not Dead

A small, but elite force traveled to the West End to battle the army of the darkness, commanded by our old friend, the Grim Reaper.  This workout was created by Cobra, stolen by Mongoose, bastardized and then self-plagiarized by Thistle, and...

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Post Hole’s (E)Mom

WARMUP.   There might have been some SSHs in there somewhere.   BEATDOWN.   EMOM 3 Burpees   EXERCISES Side-to-Side Merkins x 100 Reverse Crunch x 100 Ratchet Squats x 100 Run up parking level and back down x 10 Bear Burpees x 50...

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Don’t Q What You Can’t Do

WARMUP.   SSH, Michael Phelps, Whirlies   BEATDOWN. Squats x 15 IC, Forward Lunges x 10 IC, Reverse Lunges x 10 IC, Ab circuit   Carry freshly minted F3 blocks (right arm only) to the super secure block location behind the school where...

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Dishwasher Safe

WARMUP.   SSH, Whirlies, Michael Phelps * If you want more stretching, wake up earlier and do it at home.  Don’t waste the already limited time at the beatdown.   BEATDOWN. SHELTER 45 seconds on // 15 seconds off // 3 minute shuttle run...

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Whose Purgatory Is This?

WARMUP.   SSH, Whirlies, Michael Phelps, ISTs Burpees, Reverse Lunges   BEATDOWN. Playground Start at 5 reps and increase by 1 each round Side-to-Side Merkins Overhead Squats Gas Pumps Curls on Knees Overhead Press on Knees Low Dollies...

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Tick Tock

WARMUP.   Something Cherry Pie complained about … even though he arrived late.   BEATDOWN. Baked Just So (the number of reps corresponds to the hour – either 5 or 6) Side Straddle Hops Peter Parkers Mountain Climbers Parker Peters...

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Natalie Portman Loves Pawtism

WARMARAMA. SSH, Michael Phelps, Whirlies   THE BEATDOWN.   4 corners (cones).  Do 1 exercise at each cone.  All exercises x20.  Run a lap on the track after each round.   Cone 1: Knee-to-Ground Reverse Lunges (single count) Cone 2...

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Yelp Review of Mutton HVAC, LLC

WARMUP.   Does it matter?   BEATDOWN. For each round, run to different points in the parking lot and do the prescribed exercises.   Round 1: Hillbillies x5, Hand Release Clap Merkins x10, Knee-to-Ground Iron Mikes x15, Hand Release...

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