Does the Monkey Come with the Pox?

WARMARAMA. Slow lap around the track   THE BEATDOWN.   Repeat 5x: Sprint 50m.  Recover 50m.  Rest 30 secs. Recover 300m. Repeat 10x: Sprint 100m.  Rest 60 secs. Recover 400m.  Rest 60 secs. Repeat 2x: Sprint 400m.  Rest 60 secs. Recover...

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Can You Keep a Secret

21!  Count’em boys!  21 freaking PAX at Parliament!!   WARMARAMA. SSH, Michael Phelps, Whirlies   THE BEATDOWN.   Do one set each of the Strength exercise and the Abs exercise and then carry the weight (cinder block, kettle...

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A Deal is a Deal

WARMUP.  SSH, Whirlies, Michael Phelps (unless you’re a sado-masichist whose name rhymes with Berry Cry) while making our way to Pilot View via the Intimadator   BEATDOWN. Mosey to the bottom of Pilot View.   Run up Pilot View and each...

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Body by Jake

WARMARAMA. SSH, Michael Phelps, Whirlies, IST, Burpees   THE BEATDOWN. Escalator Down (pop off the top exercise after each round) Mountain Climbers ……..……. 64 Heels to Heaven …………..….. 56 Squats ………………………….….. 48 WWIIs ………………………….….. 40...

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Quote: “That Wasn’t That Bad”

WARMUP.   SSH (perfect cadence), Whirlies (perfect cadence), Michael Phelps (perfect cadence), IST (perfect cadence)   BEATDOWN. Set up workout stations in 4 corners of a square, about 100 yards apart, with another station in the center.  Do...

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OK, Boomer

This is an EMOM workout.  5 Burpees every minute on the minute, then fill the remaining time with an exercise.   You too, can follow along.  Just hit play.   WARMUP.     5 Burpees – – > Side Straddle Hop 5 Burpees...

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Jailbreak

WARMUP.  SSH, Whirlies, Michael Phelps, Imperial Stormtroopers [at this point, Bullwinkle leaves]   BEATDOWN. The prison guards are watching us carefully so we must be cunning with our plan.  We’ve secretly removed some cinder blocks out of...

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COVID-19: The Omicron Variant

WARMUP.  SSH, Whirlies, Michael Phelps   BEATDOWN. All exercises x19 OYO Run a lap after each complete set   Cinder Block Burpees Overhead Squats Vertical Pullups In-N-Outs Derkins   UGH!  Someone stole the cinder blocks (looking...

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taking advantage of the substitute

the gumslapping started immediately when palin got out of his crooked car.  lamb chop happily joined in.  cheesesteak added some color commentary.  drip smiled.  there was some confusion as to who was q’ing, so being the well prepared leader that...

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Happy Hucking Birthday

BEATDOWN. Preview of Bat Flipper Exercises: Hillbillies x 10 SC Upper Dollies x 10 Climbers x 10 SC Knerkins x 10 Murder Bunny to the corner of the parking lot.  Bat flipper exercises OYO. Burpees x 40.  Bat flipper exercises OYO. Head down the...

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Everybody Hates the Q

WARMUP.   SSH.  Whirlies.  5 Burpees for Drip.  Michael Phelps.  Imperial Storm Troopers (special request for our visitor)   BEATDOWN. Mosey to the bottom of Pilot View.   5 Burpees for Cherry Pie. 5 Burpees for Boo Boo.   Run up...

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