Why Are You Still Fat

WARMUP.   SSH.  Whirlies.  Michael Phelps.   BEATDOWN.   EXERCISES Pullups x 5 Hand Release Merkins x 10 Dips x 15 Heels to Heaven x 20 Bobby Hurleys x 25   Do a set of exercises.  Run up a level of the parking deck and back down. ...

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Fun with Blocks

WARMUP.   SSH. Whirlies. Michael Phelps. 15 Burpees for the 3 late PAX   BEATDOWN.   Step 1: Start on one end. Step 2: Perform 3 exercises with cinder block OYO:    a. Curls x 25    b. Squat Thrusters x 25    c. Swings x 25 Step 3: Bear...

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Turning Chickpeas into Hummus

Warmaramamamamamama. SSH x 25 IC Whirlies x 25 IC Burpees (for the PAX who did not have enough respect for the group to show up on time) x 5 OYO Michael Phelps x 25 IC * Note: unless your name  is Pie Hole, then you overcompensate by doing...

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Burnsies

In late 2020, our dear, young, and exuberant Burns launched the 2021 Challenge.  Each participant was to complete by year’s end of 2021: 20210 Merkins, 20210 Squats, 20210 WWIIs, and 10105 Burpees.  The PAX started strong, flying out of the...

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The Shmed 2021 Overnight Beatdown

The Shmed overlords did not plan properly for last year’s event when over 40 people (PAX + FiA + 2.0s + innocent bystanders) unexpectedly posted for the 2am workout.  Those are crazy numbers for Winston-Salem!  So to curtail the numbers to a more...

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The SHMED is Back

Ladies and gentlemen and children of all ages!  Get ready for the Greatest Show on Earth in Winston-Salem.  Come one.  Come all.  Experience the CSAUP event of the year.  It’s COMPLETELY STUPID.  It’s UTTERLY PURPOSEFUL.  It’s both Completely...

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Olympic Dreams

Olympic fever has swept through the tiny breakaway nation of the Republic of F3.  The 9 PAX who posted this morning were vying to qualify for the next Olympiad in the track events.  Unfortunately due to scheduling and track time, the events were...

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Pop Tops

Being the lazy Q that I am, I went through my stash of old cardboard workouts in my garage (because we all have that pile, right) and dug this one out.  The last time this beatdown was performed, you a-holes left me alone with Cherry Pie.  It was...

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Going For Gold

WARM-O-RAMA. SSH, Whirly Has The Clap, Michael Phelps   BEATDOWN. Setup: Cones placed at 0, 25, 50, 75, and 100 yards. Exercises: Swings, Hand Release Mike Tysons, Curl Presses, Corkscrews Choose Your Goal: – Gold – Burpees: 20. ...

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The Ocho

F U Mike Tyson.  F U.   WARMUP.  SSH, Whirly has the Clap, Michael Phelps (everyone else), Burpees (CP)   BEATDOWN.     Run the normal figure 8 with the intersection in the middle at the stairs.  Reverse direction for each lap...

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