Soft Elbows
WARMUP. Burpees. SSH. Lunges. Whirlies. Imperial Stormtroopers. Michael Phelps (or Burpees if you’re you-know-who x 2). Merkins. Plank Jacks. Squats. BEATDOWN. Mosey on Sunset Drive to Forsyth Street. Do a BLIMPS at...
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WARMUP. SSH x 15 IC BEATDOWN. 3 sets 1 minute on / 20 seconds off 2 minutes run/rest between sets Exercises Shot Block Squats Knee-to-Ground Reverse Lunges Box Jumps Burpees WMDs Dips Spider Merkins Box Cutters Crunches Pickle...
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WARMUP. That’s not really important, but likely: SSH, IST, Michael Phelps, Whirlies, etc. BEATDOWN. Disclaimer: SPEED IS NOT YOUR FRIEND! Let me repeat, SPEED IS NOT YOUR FRIEND. Setup: 4 Cell Blocks plus a bonus...
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This is an EMOM workout. 5 Burpees every minute on the minute, then fill the remaining time with an exercise. You too, can follow along. [ WARMUP. 5 Burpees – – > Side Straddle Hop 5 Burpees – – >...
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WARMUP. YTD BEATDOWN. Disclaimer: SPEED IS NOT YOUR FRIEND! Let me repeat, SPEED IS NOT YOUR FRIEND. Setup: 4 Cell Blocks plus a bonus Solitary Confinement area. 1 exercise at each Cell Block. Cell Block A...
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This is an EMOM workout. 5 Burpees every minute on the minute, then fill the remaining time with an exercise. WARMUP. 5 Burpees – – > Side Straddle Hop 5 Burpees – – > Abe Vigoda 5 Burpees –...
Read moreDon’t I Recognize You From the Elementary School Parking Lot
WARMARAMA. SSH, Whirlies, Michael Phelps, Burpees (because Goofy was cold) BEATDOWN. Each PAX chose a differently sized coupon based on his personal workout desire this morning. Coupon Thrusters x 50 OYO Overhead Carry Deep...
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WOW! Just wow! I was not expecting 17 other PAX to show up this morning. I stand before you, a humbled Q. Those are Bells N Whistles or Purgatory type numbers, not downtown beatdown numbers. The ‘burbs must have been cleared out this morning...
Read moreFestivus for the Rest of Us
As everyone knows, a major holiday just passed. I was a bit surprised that even in this crazy year, there wasn’t much fanfare about it. Perhaps there were people who felt uncomfortable sharing and did not want to be persecuted for their...
Read moreNah, You Go. I’m Good Right Here.
WARMARAMA. A bit of chatting and catching up since we hadn’t run into each other in a while. The Q is on the partial IR right now and is under strict orders not to run so that left the only other PAX who was willing to brave the weather...
Read moreI Didn’t Come Here For This Shoulder Mess
WARMARAMA. IST, Whirly with the Clap, Hillbillies, Michael Phelps, Arm Destroyers BEATDOWN. Start at 5 reps for each exercise. Increase the number by 1 each time you arrive at a station. Station A: 5 reps, Station B: 6 reps...
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