Listen my children and you shall hear Of the Flatline beatdown in the Dash frontier. On the twenty-sixth of March, in twenty nineteen Hardly a man remained dry and clean It was Burns’s first Flatline post, just to be clear. The Q posted on Slack...
Read moreTo avoid #fartsacking again, YHC took the Q reigns from Cherry Pie. (CP may or may not be feeling under the weather). Soon after taking said reigns, former Nantan Lysol tweeted a random tweet about YHC and Lady Gaga partnering up at Flatline...
Read moreYHC walks across and occasionally uses the parking lot at 2nd and Cherry/Marshall, and often notices the numbers on the spaces. One fine afternoon, YHC thought to himself, “Wouldn’t it be interesting if we let the Pax park wherever...
Read moreShoots and Ladders QIC: Van Gogh Date: 01/228/2019 PAX: Honey Badger (WB), Tool Time (Former FNG Daniel), Root Canal (WD), Zima, Cheesesteak, Huckleberry, Mutton, Palin, Van Gogh (QIC) Warm-o-rama Run to parking deck Copper Head Squat x 15 IC IST...
Read morePAX: Goofy, Coal Ash, Boomerang, PITA, Boo Boo, Diddley, Ziggy Stardust, Total Recall, Cheesesteak, The Vig, Drama Queen, Greenspan, Sgt. Schultz, D-Day, Drip, Toe Tag, Hoptoberfest, Palin, The Singing Cowboy, Root Canal, Bulldog, Van Pelt...
Read moreFlatline 12/04/2018 PAX: Rust Bucket (QIC, WD), Swipe (WB), Toe Tag, Turnover, Zima, Van Gogh, Root Canal, Thistle, Cherry Pie, Palin 10 PAX gathered this morning for a Rust Bucket beatdown at Flatline. It went like this. ...
Read moreSUBSTI-FLATLINE-Q QIC: Pita DATE: 11/20/18 PAX: Root Canal, Cherry pie, TPS, Thistle, Cheesesteak, Litterbox Mosey to amphitheater for a little warm-a-rama in an ALL CAPS way with 1 spectator Back to the parking lot for DORA –...
Read moreQ: SGT Schultz Date: November 6, 2018 THE PAX: PETA, Schneider, SGT Schultz (WD), Van Gogh, Zima YHC made my first post ever at Flatline this morning, making my Q-Debut there as well [NOTE: YHC is the Site-Q at Parliament, which is where I...
Read morePAX: Zima, Cherry Pie, Thistle (R), Root Canal (R), Roosevelt, Spicoli, Van Pelt (R/Q) 7 of the Dash’s finest pulled into the First Pres parking lot on a chilly Tuesday morning. A weak and shallow disclaimer was given, the virtual shovel flag was...
Read moreBoomerang (WD), Palin (WB), Lysol, Van Gogh, Zima, Roosevelt, Wobegon, Pita, Van Pelt, Goofy (Q) 10/9/2018 10 Pax posted for a cardboard workout YHC calls #Plan9FromOuterSpace – a movie so horrible, its actually good. Sorta like this...
Read moreCelebrating Mrs. VanGogh’s Birthday QIC: Van Gogh Date: 10/02/2018 PAX: Spicoli, TPS, Root Canal (WD), Van Gogh (WB, QIC) Today is YHCs 34th birthday, and in honor of her, we set out to push ourselves to the limit with some sufficient...
Read moreIs there such thing as beating down a beatdown? If so, that is what Cherry Pie witnessed this morning. No other way to describe it. 6 bold pax manhandled what the Q thought was a man-sized, respectable, Flatline worthy, 45 minutes of pain. ...
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