ZIMA might have been our HERO

#Flatline started with a mosey to the amphitheater for some SSH, Imperial storm troopers & clapping whirlies Then to the parking lot behind the amphitheater for a couple sets of Burpies Then we took a short mosey to the new park where we...

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Poetry in Motion

Listen my children and you shall hear Of the Flatline beatdown in the Dash frontier. On the twenty-sixth of March, in twenty nineteen Hardly a man remained dry and clean It was Burns’s first Flatline post, just to be clear. The Q posted on Slack...

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Famous Duets at Flatline

To avoid #fartsacking again, YHC took the Q reigns from Cherry Pie.  (CP may or may not be feeling under the weather).  Soon after taking said reigns, former Nantan Lysol tweeted a random tweet about YHC and Lady Gaga partnering up at Flatline...

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Parking Problems at Flatline

YHC walks across and occasionally uses the parking lot at 2nd and Cherry/Marshall, and often notices the numbers on the spaces.  One fine afternoon, YHC thought to himself, “Wouldn’t it be interesting if we let the Pax park wherever...

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Shoots and Ladders

Shoots and Ladders QIC: Van Gogh Date: 01/228/2019 PAX: Honey Badger (WB), Tool Time (Former FNG Daniel), Root Canal (WD), Zima, Cheesesteak, Huckleberry, Mutton, Palin, Van Gogh (QIC) Warm-o-rama Run to parking deck Copper Head Squat x 15 IC IST...

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New Year’s Day – 3 in 1

PAX: Goofy, Coal Ash, Boomerang, PITA, Boo Boo, Diddley, Ziggy Stardust, Total Recall, Cheesesteak, The Vig, Drama Queen, Greenspan, Sgt. Schultz, D-Day, Drip, Toe Tag, Hoptoberfest, Palin, The Singing Cowboy, Root Canal, Bulldog, Van Pelt...

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Flatline 12-04-2018

Flatline 12/04/2018   PAX:   Rust Bucket (QIC, WD), Swipe (WB), Toe Tag, Turnover, Zima, Van Gogh, Root Canal, Thistle, Cherry Pie, Palin   10 PAX gathered this morning for a Rust Bucket beatdown at Flatline. It went like this.  ...

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SUBSTI-FLATLINE-Q

SUBSTI-FLATLINE-Q QIC: Pita DATE: 11/20/18 PAX: Root Canal, Cherry pie, TPS, Thistle, Cheesesteak, Litterbox     Mosey to amphitheater for a little warm-a-rama in an ALL CAPS way with 1 spectator Back to the parking lot for DORA –...

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Fun at Flatline

PAX: Zima, Cherry Pie, Thistle (R), Root Canal (R), Roosevelt, Spicoli, Van Pelt (R/Q) 7 of the Dash’s finest pulled into the First Pres parking lot on a chilly Tuesday morning. A weak and shallow disclaimer was given, the virtual shovel flag was...

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Return of Plan 9 from OuterSpace

Boomerang (WD), Palin (WB), Lysol, Van Gogh, Zima, Roosevelt, Wobegon, Pita, Van Pelt, Goofy (Q) 10/9/2018 10 Pax posted for a cardboard workout YHC calls #Plan9FromOuterSpace – a movie so horrible, its actually good.  Sorta like this...

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