Right Down the Bearway

Pleasant temps, a light breeze, and a parking lot full of F45ers greeted the 8 PAX that descended upon Bailey Park this morning.  All of this was just fine with YHC as the plan for the morning was designed to keep the PAX out of the rain that was...

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Pump Fakes Are A Real Thing

It all started innocently enough with a short tweet hinting at Tabata. Of course, YHC had no plan whatsoever for a Tabata workout. YHC had a plan for what would be a Flatline worthy beatdown. Following a few short texts with the Site Q a few...

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Zima vs. The Corona Virus

Intro This beatdown concluded #ZimaWeek2020.  Thank you to all who participated. If not for you, I would have looked incredibly silly Q’ing 10 different F3 beatdowns by myself.   Warm-o-rama Since the following 45 minutes was fueled by...

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#ZimaWeek2020 Convergence

INTRODUCTION. The mission, credo, and core principles of F3 were recited with crisp perfection.  Noticing a few new (and long forgotten) faces, a proper disclaimer was given. And in about 1.3 seconds, “Time Waster” was shouted.  Sheesh.  ...

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Winston Wakes You Up

Winston Wakes You Up.  Either that’s the new Channel 11 News Morning Show or the #Assaulters want to talk to Allen Joines about a new slogan for the city.  It’s got to be annoying living by the railroad tracks when a train rolls through before 6...

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A Quiet Place

Stop me if you’ve heard this one.  A bunch of old dudes (notice the fact that the youngest PAX among us were entering their 5th decade on this planet) were sweatin’ to the oldies in a high school parking lot.  Irony?   Warm-o-rama. SSH x 15...

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A Sassy VQ at Mayhem

A subtle deep sigh of relief came over the PAX when YHC pulled into the parking lot at Mayhem as Burlap’s passenger around 0526 or so. The deep sigh of relief turned to heavy breathing through the workout, and all regretted that YHC was...

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A Workout Group for Small Men

Beatdown. PARKING GARAGE BLIMPS, with one exercise at each level Burpees x 5 OYO Lunges x 10 DC OYO Imperial Storm Troopers x 15 IC (I’m not kidding, the PAX requested that these be done in cadence.  And much like a certain Ukranian phone call...

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