Winston Wakes You Up

Winston Wakes You Up.  Either that’s the new Channel 11 News Morning Show or the #Assaulters want to talk to Allen Joines about a new slogan for the city.  It’s got to be annoying living by the railroad tracks when a train rolls through before 6...

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A Quiet Place

Stop me if you’ve heard this one.  A bunch of old dudes (notice the fact that the youngest PAX among us were entering their 5th decade on this planet) were sweatin’ to the oldies in a high school parking lot.  Irony?   Warm-o-rama. SSH x 15...

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A Sassy VQ at Mayhem

A subtle deep sigh of relief came over the PAX when YHC pulled into the parking lot at Mayhem as Burlap’s passenger around 0526 or so. The deep sigh of relief turned to heavy breathing through the workout, and all regretted that YHC was...

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A Workout Group for Small Men

Beatdown. PARKING GARAGE BLIMPS, with one exercise at each level Burpees x 5 OYO Lunges x 10 DC OYO Imperial Storm Troopers x 15 IC (I’m not kidding, the PAX requested that these be done in cadence.  And much like a certain Ukranian phone call...

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Impossible Situation

One day after celebrating my 54th trip around the sun, a Pax of 9 helped me have one more day to celebrate with my F3 family.  Right at 7:00am we rolled out for a quick warm up lap around the track.  As per usual, Spicolli arrived on Spicolli...

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