An Urban Assault

A gloriously chilly morning for a fine few folks who meandered downtown for a beatdown of urban proportions. Warm-O-Rama 20 SSH, 15 Imperial Walker, 10 Hill Billy, 10 Whirly, 6 Abe Vigoda The Thang Mosey to the bridge on the greenway. We did a...

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I Got the Best Girlfriend!

PAX: Dolly(WB), Five Dollar Footlong, Zima, Van Gogh, Superfly, Double Pane, Frostbite, Burns, Post Hole, Chick Flick, Woebegon, Sassy, FrankandBeans, Peach, Lamb Chop, Dr. Toot(WD,Q) EC runners: Post Hole, Zima, Burns Unusually large PAX...

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Schlitz B-day Smash

Man these thick humid morning truly blow. lol however I’m glad we all still manage to get out of bed and into the misery together. This particular morning, burns and post hole joined me in the Winston flattest 5k for a little seasoning on today’s...

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Man, I like arugula. F*** you!

YHC & Schlitz for the pre-5k. $5 got some EC work as well. 8 were gathered as the clock struck 0530, and by 0531 three more had joined and the MC was flowing. Schlitz was sounding his gloom horn and it was stinky as hell, and he went into...

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Out of Towners, or Symmetrical

Warmarama: SSHs, Abe Vigodas, Whirlies, Up/Down Dawgs, Calves, Cherry Pies   The Thang Mosey up from the park on 4th, left on Main, down to 1st Street.  Find some curb for bear crawl to median + 5 merkins + crawl bear back to curb.  Do it 3...

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5-10-20-24 UA Beatdown

It was a nice 63 degree morning on the tenth of May in the year of our Lord 2024.  Pollen was thick but I was ready to go.   I had seen on Slack the night before that @Schlitz had a sick child and anyone who has children knows how heart-wrenching...

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Urban 22s

Round 3 of the 22 challenge was at UA for a very special LONG DISTANCE edition… somewhat hypocritically, YHC told Rubber Ducky not to Q a 4+mile beatdown at UA a few weeks prior… and then came along with this stupid idea. Admittedly...

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Not a WW11

Today was easy mode. We ran down to the big vacant blue building and did 5 of each merkins irkins dirkins dips then ran down the steps to the bottom for always 20 ww11. Then back up to add five of each workout. All the way up to 20 and back down...

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Shut Up Schlitz

TIME WASTERS. Nobody cares.   BEATDOWN. Start with 15 reps and decrease by 1 rep each round. Pick up the six at the end of each round and start the new round all together.   Station 1 – Water Feature: Diamond Spider Merkins...

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Urban Assault 3/15/2024

$5 Dollar reached out to let me know that he was bringing a couple new FNGs. Its St. Pattys day this weekend. YHC had high hopes and all ideas of doing something cool and themed. NOPE. Turns out YHC googled the first state that came to mind...

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