The Toot Swap

It was a hot sweaty morning where 8 eager PAX gathered for a classic Root Canal beat down. Little did they know that Dr. Toot had skipped town and handed the keys to his young protege. At the anointed time, Lamb Chop announced that the Toot beat...

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So Many Vowels

Warm Up Mosey to Lower Lot.  Taking the long way Use Alphabet chart to spell out each Pax name. Vowels=10 Burpees. B. 40 LBC, C. 30 Squats, D. 15 Absolutions F. 40 SSH G. 10 Dive Bombers, H. 10 Groiners J. 30 High Knees K 10 Merkins, L 20 Alt...

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Impossible Ladders

Small crew for a brutal workout. Warm Up 20 SSH 10 Arm Circle Forward 10 Arm Circle Backward 10 Abe Vigoda 15 Whirly Mosey to the track and take a lap   The Thang Mosey to the pull up bars and commence ladder work. 1 Pull Up, 1 Burpee, 9 Lt...

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Tax Day

With July 15th as the official extended tax filing deadline, moved from the traditional April 15th deadline due to the COVID, YHC felt it necessary to have a tax day theme as we all love paying taxes!! YHC arrived early to see that Posthole had...

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Manly Men Again

The men today found out the old Moravian tradition of how they became a man in the olden times. So the Pax moseyed immediately to Manly St. In the old days they had to run straight up Manly Street in under 15 seconds to become a man. I’m sure...

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Voter Fraud

Rummaging around the garage this weekend, YHC came across two giant weinkes.  Having not yet developed a plan for this morning’s edition of #VillageIdiocy, YHC decided to poll the pax via Twitter and let them decide between #TheEscalator...

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Sweatin’ to the Oldies

7 PAX showed up on a muggy, humid morning to participate in the latest edition of The Outhouse that went down as follows: WARM-O-RAMA SSH IC IST IC ABE VIGODAS IC MICHAEL PHELPS IC Run a lap around the tennis court Followed by 5 Pain Stations set...

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Kids Games

Earlier this week……. Zima – “hey huck, will you be staying close to the playground at Charlie foxtrot on Saturday” YHC – “Not sure.  Haven’t planned it yet.  Why?” Zima – “I have the boys and was thinking about coming out as long as I could keep...

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A Musical Interlude at Urban Assault

Warm up then Mosey to Stage Tubthumping: I Get Knocked Down.   SSH throughout. When you hear ‘I Get Knocked Down’, do a Burpee   Beyonce: Single Ladies: High Knees throughout When you hear Single Ladies: Iron Mike. When you hear If you like...

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DIY Dora at The Distillery

5 PAX including a soon-to-be Villager met for a not totally put together workout from YHC. Temps were warm, rain held off (minus a little mist), and off we went into the warmup after getting to know Hooker, who is moving to #WeFoCo from F3...

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NO running!

As AO Site Q and SubstiQ of TRQ today, I, and am sure the PAX, were pleased to arrive to a damp but rain free morning and also to leave with the same weather pattern.  We however were not dry as all put in strong work. YHC delivered the F3 motto...

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A Run around the Park

Warm up and SS Mosey up the hill beside Central Y.  At each turret do 2 merkins. Mosey to new pocket park.  At each turret, do 2 squat Jumps. At circle:  In cadence: Groiners x10, Peter Parkers x 10, Mountain Climbers x10 Mosey to stop light: At...

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